I Was Dragged Back Here, So "Hi."

@shades4355

Well, I guess the best description is: Welcome my my ADHD! I will be posting whatever I find that interests me. That means: You might see long strings of related posts, or the posts you see could have nothing to do with each other what so ever. So welcome. Sit down. Have a snack and a drink. And most importantly, enjoy your stay, for the stay we all have to enjoy is sadly limited.

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re-dracula

Here, have some (mildly cursed) bumper stickers for all your Dracula needs.

funny-tik-toks

sabertoothwalrus

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

catgirlforeskin

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

avianhasnodignity

get verbed nounboy

munchymunchkin

ohevoyev

it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

ohevoyev

nothing will ever love you or hunger for you like winter

serialnumber002

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

serialnumber002

put those thigns away

bellybuttonblue2

odinsblog

Wait, the state is prosecuting bail fund organizers for money laundering, and indicting people who passed out flyers under RICO racketeering charges??

YES, it’s for real.

This is not what democracy looks like.

👉🏿 https://apnews.com/article/atlanta-cop-city-protests-rico-charges-3177a63ac1bd31a1594bed6584e9f330

👉🏿 https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/61-indicted-in-georgia-on-racketeering-charges-connected-to-stop-cop-city-protests

bogleech

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

coolclaytony

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

bogleech

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

hooray4skeleton

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!

bogleech

oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to

but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?

she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

rosebloodcat

I love how there isn’t a single dialogue bubble, yet you can fully understand what’s happening.

Always reblog Jucika.

homunculus-argument

Once wrote halfway through a sci-fi short story where there was a human petting zoo. Alien creatures of all carbon-based species could go to a special park to be petted by humans. Due to having not only extremely dexterous hands, but also some ability to instinctively pick up on non-human body language, and genuinely enjoying both teaching each other things they have learned about how to do a task and the simple act of petting, humans are just really, really fucking good at this sort of thing.

The story was just of one nonhuman creature having a friend introduce them to a petting zoo for the first time, and being impressed by the service. They agree that it is pleasant and very relaxing, but is it ethical to keep humans this way? There is so many of them for such a small area, and there doesn't seem to be shelters or appropriate nesting materials anywhere.

The friend is like oh no, they're not in captivity. These are wild humans and they're free to come and go however they please. They simply enjoy this activity as much as we do, and come here as a form of recreation as well. The one currently at your prothorax is my cousin's dentist.

roachpatrol

on the subject of Humans Are Space Orcs i keep thinking it would be funny if ‘pursuit predator’ humans got together with an ‘ambush predator’ feliform species. and like. humans enjoy walking around with their friends! and the feliforms enjoy huddling in a concealed location with their friends! and it takes all of half an hour for a human to pick up a scarf and make a sling to take their pal with them while they go grab some lunch.

our new friends are like ‘are you sure this isn’t an inconvenience’ and the humans are like ‘are you kidding we do this with terran cats whether they like it or not’

also the team-up of humans and the feliform species gives most herbivore species in the galaxy screaming nightmares because here is a mobile tower that will follow you for 16 hours straight and it’s carrying a bag full of sneaky murder like it’s a baby this is not okay

variablejabberwocky

#listen if i ever met an alien that wanted to be carried around#you can fucking bet i would never put it down

scurviesdisneyblog

Visual development from Treasure Planet: A Voyage of Discovery by Ian Gooding, Hye Coh, Dan Read, Christophe Vacher, Steven Olds, Dave Tidgwell, and Guy Deel.

poetry-siir

selkielore

i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

selkielore

btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)