I'm gay and I panicked!

Call me Ayden ~21~they/them~ ~lesbian~poly~

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[captain-snark]

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

[mxsiccshitposts]

lol

[cloudsinsummertime]

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

[cloudsinsummertime]

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

[daisto-deactivated20181027]

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes

[fun-with-colors]

And does that mean that corrective lenses should also be free, because people with good vision don’t need to pay to see clearly, and that devices to aid in mobility for people with limited mobility (from crutches to (practical) canes to wheelchairs to prosthetics) should also be free, because people who don’t have limited mobility don’t need to pay for them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes? why does everyone in the notes keep trying to come up with gotchas lmao everything to do with healthcare should be free

[tabbytheravioli]

Then by that logic, healthy food and clean water should be free because without food and water we will die. Also, without water, hygiene will be minimal therefore increasing the chances of disease.

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Yes. People should have access to a healthy happy life and the whole point of a society is to support eachother and work together. how brainwashed by capitalism are you to think food and water shouldn’t be free in an ideal world.

[cherryseltzer]

this post is such a wild ride every time. ‘so by this logic, people should have free access to the things they need to live and survive?????????’ like yes bitch, all of it !!!

[fangirltothefullest]

If we had a universal income, IE people were paid to exist instead of paying based on what they can provide, we’d do a lot better off because all of the things listed are stuff we need.

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[giddy-goblin]

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

[betseyswardlick]

uh for context i lost my job and now i’m a babysitter

[nyctosaurid]

literally nothing on any of the various advice reddits haunts me as much as that post about the in laws who would roleplay as mice

[nyctosaurid]

this one https://snew.notabug.io/r/relationships/comments/cb8bwa/im_f34_pregnant_and_struggling_with_my_husbands/

it reads so much like a horror movie that i thought it was going to end with the op giving birth to a mouse 

[catchymemes]

[kirboob]

[dulleyes]

Holy fuck

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[gin-juice-tonic]

[sexycraisinthanos]

they don’t make shows like this anymore

[upschittcreek]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Remember when you were a kid and didn’t know what nuance was and just thought that people in other countries stood around being stereotypes all day. Like not even stopping to rest.

[what-even-is-thiss]

5 y/o me: Clearly Canadians just stand in the forest all day in red suits and weird hats and ride horses nowhere in particular.

[magnetic-maverick]

Marcy is my favorite character and dream girl. I love gamer girls who are dorks and sweet and can take care of themselves and loves to research stuff.

[writing-prompt-s]

Bored children on car rides look out the windows and imagine mystical beasts running alongside the vehicle, jumping from spot to spot to keep up. As smartphones and other such things become more common, these “runalongs” are going extinct, and the things they guard against are on the rise.

[writing-prompt-s]

Earth has five seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Obar. We all lose our memories of Obar after it passes…and there’s a very good reason why.

[writing-prompt-s]

A trenchcoated stranger has depositied a stack of hundreds on the table in front of you. He tells you that you know what to do, and vanishes into the crowd. You have absolutely no idea of what to do.

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

Please do me a favor and eat something. Right now if you can. You don't have to earn it. You don't have to drop one more pound. Even if it's just a cookie. Please eat something today. Don't abuse your body like me and not eat for 49 hours please. It's not worth it.

[catarium]

Seggesting a character might be ace.