[woolandflax]

[corythesaxon]

FINALLY!!

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[wyrmguardsecrets]

#ActiBlizzWalkout

[otherwindow]

male viera being canonically shorter than female viera is the best omggfhsdg

[teaiel-deactivated20250701]

Imagine being this chill!

I love these dopey lads so much. Seeing them in the new Pokemon Snap made me so happy, they have some very cute moments together! Who is your favourite Pokémon?

[zhjake]

you’ve heard of owlbears but have you considered aperavens

[nonstopsmile]

[vesnawinters]

Amazing….

[wyrmguardsecrets]

what the hell is myspace

[prime-tiktoks]

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[Transcription:

Girl: The boys don’t know about this yet but like, when you guys peel off your skin layers, like when we like shed-

Boy: I want, with all my heart- I feel, in my bones, I feel like this is a joke, but- But then I read the comments. Do you- do you guys shed? D-d-do you shed your skin? Do you do that? Is that- Is that like- What- What-what are the other masks for? What-what are the other face masks-? What does that do? D- Is it once a month? Like a Netflix subscription? Is- is it twice? Do they hit you with two? How does- How does- I have so many goddamn ques- Sweet chalupa Jesus I jus-

/end transcription]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

The VD just doesn’t tell you how desperate his voice is

[kiss-my-asymptote]

my favorite new trend is women revealing all these secrets and watching men freak out

you can smell their fear through the internet and I love it

[klodas]

i want this so bad i don’t think you understand...

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[ruinedchildhood]

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

That equals 101% 😒

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

89 + 11 = 100

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[thorinobsessed]

I’m in love with this post