shane hollander mpreg

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[ily-a]

#he's locked in HEATED RIVALRY | 2025-

[honeyybrii]

i swear the most glaring evidence of fake cool ilya being the biggest loser alive is him dressed up, fully ready to go be slutty in a club with probably the hottest woman alive - who he used to regularly hook up with - and while she's getting ready he sits in the dark moodily like a dramatic supervillain watching a documentary about his situationships cottage

[smokingrozanov]

I’m going to say something uncouth about that Heated Rivalry actor

[hollanderthoughts]

The Montreal Metros, otherwise known as Shane Hollander and The Other Pointless Cunts

[yolkylemon]

💪 💦

[shanebug]

lowkey my david and yuna hollander parenting thesis

[argillaforma]

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

[wingsseni]

"somewhere in the future ilya wakes up one day and randomly decides to get a buzzcut and then their kids can't stop touching his head cause it feels soft"

"meanwhile shane going through the 5 stages of grief over his curls"

another doodle, paired with something i tweeted last month <3

[argillaforma]

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

[chowpan]

i finally drew the boys.. lol i spent hours deciding on the text..

[hothockey]

canonical shane comfort positions:

face in ilya's crotch

kneeling

skating

downward dog

hands in pockets emoji standing man

bent over couch; face in pillow

on right side, leg up, arm up, hole open; cockwarming

bent over table; face in arms

laying or standing w hands pressed hard over eyes

sitting in bed with a book; glasses on

slumping against wall; neck under ilya's lips

underneath ilya; legs tight around ilya's hips; wrists pinned down

slouched in a hoodie on a couch

sitting in ilya's lap

holding hands w ilya

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world: Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rozanov.

[aslongasitsblack]

shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him

[aslongasitsblack]

(@themauvesoul)

[perotovar]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as Jason Devil Makes Three (2024) dir. Loken Charon

[themetros]

Ilya in the shower

Heated Rivalry (2025-)

[icefrozenground]

let’s recenter the tasteful side boob visible in ilya’s top when he pulls off after the phone blowjob at the cottage…

[icefrozenground]

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

My most implausibly self indulgent hollanov au is still picturing them as the protagonists of a romcom opposites attract secret high school romance,,, Ilya is the leather jacket wearing, cigarette smoking, motorbike riding bad boy and Shane is the clean cut golden boy, Captain of the hockey team and dating the class president Prom Queen,,, imagine Shane with his nice sensible haircut and his varsity jacket making out with Ilya and his multiple against school regulation piercings behind the bleachers,,,