world cold and hard, tiddy soft and warm

all the stuff that I'm too embarrassed to put on my main blog ajvzbaha NSFW, 18+ x reader heavy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[d-meanor]

[gazeldhazel]

no sex drive but I wanna masturbate so I'm just poking my pussy with a stick to see what'll happen

c'mon.. do something..

[doggirldick]

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

[doggirldick]

[ussalcrab]

why does my penis keep changing size? does anybody know about this

[ginormouscobe]

[ussalcrab]

fascinating development. let me go put this hypothesis to the test #science

[sketchydmitrix]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[fladurblegon]

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[partlydigested]

Fucking string thing on my shorts came undone so now I just have a really long string swinging between my legs. Like a massive. Peanits.

[partlydigested]

MY PEANITS FELL OFF

[rarehertz]

cock reveal in 12,000 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,999 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,998 years

[sharis-sin-corner]

hate when there's a hot ass knight character who's revealed to be Fucking Skinny under his armor. WHERE IS HIS BEEF

[melxbxbi]

so when do i get to be handcuffed to ur bed and played with

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

suckin her cock welding style

[dinosaureleanor]

Hi. What does this mean?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

[dinosaureleanor]

Very well, carry on