Blog by Kim

This is a blog. This is a face.

[ronworkman]

Shark Culling Laws Poster

Designed by Matteo Musci

[ravenworks-deactivated20210719]

that is a great-ass design

[hisnamewasbeanni]

EXCELLENT design for an EXCELLENT message

[meanplastic]

[jakemorph]

[witchgiggles]

[mens-rights-activia]

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

[cowboisupreme-blog]

Don’t worry, he’s ok! He posted this on Instagram a few days ago:

And he posted this recently as well

So, yeah, it’s really shitty that he went through that, but at least he’s healthy and safe.

[b00bconnoisseur]

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

[salamander-xander]

The only version of this ill reblog because I AM THANKFUL HE IS SAFE!

[cherryaire]

is no one going to talk about the fact that his username is it’s bobbybiiiiitch what a legend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to give grandma a heart attack. (by Steec)

[salssro]

Well at least there is evidence when ur child is killed! You’re a deadbeat dangerous dad!

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

Can you read

[weaver-z]

[mirror-2-mirror]

I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Naughty Wilbur

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Protesters’ Rights

The First Amendment protects your right to assemble and express your views through protest. However, police and other government officials a

[politicalsci]

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https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/PrimaryElections.htm

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[valtsv]

me every time someone says anything to me

[valtsv]

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[dark-waves]

[nickelodeonhistory]

[chuckletons]

at first glance i misread that as ‘there’s nothing you can do’ and the confusion and fear i felt was indescribable

[powerfulwizard]

Have y’all seen the transcripts of Prince Charles cheating on his wife over the phone?

[powerfulwizard]

[8000bees]

how could you not include the rest

[imabratzdoll]

the funniest part is he never says I love you back

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[everythingfox]

banana boy

[baroquefaolchu]

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

I laughed so hard I have to pee.