[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[mimmikyou41]

@sharkboynolavagirl Everyone, get the opps on this person, they're done for now

[sharkboynolavagirl]

bc i said they want rats in their pussy btw

[wolfythewitch]

Guys look at these stray kittens a friend accidentally adopted

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[tucsonfog]

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[wolfythewitch]

First | Prev | Part 13

[parkchanwoohoo]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Medieval dungeon chatroom

InnocentCobbler: I Can't take much more...

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torturevictim12: heeeeeelllllllllppppp

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Smellysickly: 🐀🐀💩🐀🐀🤢🐀💩💩🐀💩

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ScremWhenYouSeeMe [MOD]: Hey guys my kid is dunking a witch in front of the king today. Would it be okay if I took the day off and just let you starve a bit?

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InnocentCobbler: 👍

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Smellysickly: Go for it! 😁

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torturevictim12: moans happily

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i_deserve_it: Breaking wheel today plss

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[doggirlpaws]

did tumblr delete my post

[doggirlpaws]

yeah, they did. I wrote up a big long post about the Trevor Project and the 12 hour charity livestream I'm participating in right now, and they deleted it. twice. We've raised over $50,000 for a legitimate charity but because it helps trans kids it gets deleted from the site

[doggirlpaws]

please share this if you can. so many amazing people have come together to make this happen.

if I make these links clickable they'll get deleted so please copy and paste them:

Livestream: https://www.twitch.tv/enderempress

Donate: https://give.thetrevorproject.org/TPC2026

[drizzledrawings]

Vroom vroom

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[homunculus-argument]

The little everyday comedy of hearing a seagull screaming at the top of its lungs, like head-thrown-back seagull scream that made us stop and look up. There were two seagulls sitting on top of a chimney side-by-side, one of them screaming full blast, and the other one was just sitting there. Then that one tried to start screaming too and the one who had screamed first stopped and stared at the other one like

until the second one gradually tapered off the scream like it was suddenly embarrassed and just trying to play it cool like it had never really meant to scream anyway. Like nbd just casually making progressively smaller and quieter squawks until they were both just sitting there on the chimney in awkward silence.

[ratsquinks]

[bobabirdd]

Sorry got inspired

[emmetthegaysalmon]

@ratti-cus

[sharkboynolavagirl]

@ratti-cus