Something's on Fire!

25|She/Her| brother I just shit and pissed myself

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[sh4lovesblue]

some coop for a cause day 3 doodle ok guys bye

[sisterreisaid]

[hullosweetpea]

[flyora]

Happy Anniversary

[butiknowiloatheyou]

WHEN BOTH. OUR. CARS. COLLIIIIIIIIIIDE

[blignick]

[the-muppet-joker]

Wait Guys, I've Got It:

Muppets American Psycho

Ally Beardsley as Patrick Batemen

My mind is spinning with Muppet Options. Kermit as Jean. Gonzo as Luis. Fozzie as Donald. Just. Fucking. There's too much to do. I think I'm onto something really big here. For God's sakes somebody help me cast these muppets I'm freaking out im freaking the fuck out

[hyenabeanz]

Flava Flav and Paris Hilton the ones out here advocating hardest for the Olympic women's hockey team.

2006 me could have never believed any of those words together.

[talahui]

for the people who did not know about Paris Hilton's elite prospects page

[turnabout]

I did not know Paris Hilton played hockey. What a world.

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[chongoblog]

Youtubers who just cover horror content are a godsend because horror is incredibly fascinating for me to analyze but also I’m a baby who hates getting scared

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[sleepyfortress]

I had to pause drawing Hudson (as Shane) to draw Hudson (at Met Gala)

[cornmandog]

Like a child just wandering in a garden… yanking leaves…