Shark

16 and a little sad. Really gay. Into so many fandoms and have a billion different ocs but only really focus on two. I'm a mess XD

[faiyx]

theres this one person who went absolute bonkers in my highschool aus tags im not gonna drop names but you know who you are and i want to inform you that you are very appreciated 

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[magescythe]

Starlight Brigade -  TWRP ft. Dan Avidan (2019) [MUSIC VIDEO]

[bibbyboy-deactivated20150925]

Anybody remember broneys? Them wild sons of guns they loved horses.

[girlwithsomuchobession-deactiva]

Best White hair males💓♥️❤️

[sharksfics-blog]

...you missed someone.

[hetalia-beautiful-world-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A HETALIA :

-Roleplayer -Cosplayer -Ask blog -Character blog -Or if you post Hetalia

[blue-birdwatcher]

Even back then, Batman wasn’t sure if I was going to be hero… or something else

[sharksfics-blog]

Second Hand Best Friend.

It's what I am.

My new label.

I'm weak.

Strangely enough it's not a new concept. I have always been that shoulder to cry on and voice of support for them. I let them run to me when times get rough and welcome them with open arms just like a thrifted sweater. Warm and worn. I have loose ends and I'm tattered, but I still bring comfort. I've been worn by many and sold away by them all when I'm no longer in fashion. They buy me with sweet promises of friendship and love. I easily let myself be put on and worn. Even though I know what will happen eventually. They'll wear me out to threads. I'll handle their problems with stride in hopes of something in return. I'm a worn sweater waiting for a fresh wash and fabric softener. But no. I'm tossed in the floor until they're cold again and need something on short hand.

I'm a thrifted piece of clothing.

An upcyled green sweater.

A second hand best friend.

-map

[pack-the-pack]

Do you have any headcanons for the opposite. An Omega that is taller than the average Omega, and their proud of it?

Yes I do ^^

• The Omega loving to go shopping for long socks and stocking. Plenty space to show them off. 

• Being glad that any lenght of skirt suits them, so they can vary their style as much as possible without looking weird. 

•  Loving being able to lean on Alpha’s shoulders like some cocky Alphas do with Omegas’ or even Betas’ shoulders or heads. And loving to see their faces contort in embaressement and frustration. Little victories can too bring great pleasure lol.  

• Doing that annoying thing all you tall people do, that is holding something from their siblings or friends out of reach because you know that the only way we can get it is by punching your fucking face and we won’t do that. Doing that to Alphas and Betas that are shorter then they are is particularly satisfiying. 

• Adoring not having to strain to reach their just-as-tall Alpha mate. No back ache, no calf pain, just sweet and confortable cuddles. 

• Being sometimes confused with a Beta or even a very feminine looking Alpha, and not being mad about it. Why would they? Betas and Alphas are just as awesome as Omegas. • Being able to shop at the adult Alpha section as well. Where the coats are heavier and the hoodies more confortable. 

• Having a considerabke chance at making into any extra curricular team they want to, because their height gives them an advantage that is rarely overlooked. 

• Being able to hide snacks and nest supplies in upper places where their siblings cannot reach, so they can enjoy their heats with all the carb loaded junk they want and their puffiest and cleanest covers. 

• Slow dancing with their dads or mates is such a much enjoyable experience. They can drape their arms around their neck and put their noses close to their scent glands and feel like dancing on the clouds. 

• Being selected in PE to form teams with Alphas that are short on people because the teacher thinks their height will be enough to compensate. Getting slightly scared and intimidated at first with how agressive and roughlessly Alphas play but then getting a thrill for it. Winning in an Alpha field somehow “feels” more earned than the one they usually play at. Because everyone is in to win, and they’re all dead serious about getting there. So when you’re the one who won and you’re not even an Alpha yourself that ought to feel good.

• Having to plan ahead on how big they’ll make their nests before they even start, because sometimes the Omega forgets their own height and makes on for how they feel or want to feel. So smaller, more caccooned and hid away, safe and tiny. Cue feet hanging out of their miscalculated blanket havens, shattering their hopes of perfect confort. 

And I think that’s about it. I admit these are perhaps weaker then the Alpha one, but that’s because I usually go out of experience in these posts of mine, and I have no idea how a more feminine or “Omega-like” person would feel or experience things when taller than avarage. All in all I hope it is still good enough and I hope you liked it ^^ Thanks for the question and sorry for the wait. 

[sharksfics-blog]

So sweet!! (´∀｀)

[melbrooks]

adam driver being relatable for 1 minute and 3 seconds

[waesrdtyuijhfhnghvjklkkjh-deact]

My country’s literal revolution is happening right now but nobody cares bc it’s not impacting the US/Europe

[waesrdtyuijhfhnghvjklkkjh-deact]

Millions of people in the capital of Sudan (Khartoum) have gathered to protest the regime of the dictator President Omar Al Bashir who has been in power since 1993

[waesrdtyuijhfhnghvjklkkjh-deact]

People of all walks of life are protesting non violently and 60 have been killed since yesterday

[waesrdtyuijhfhnghvjklkkjh-deact]

Revolts have been going on for years and prior to this uprising children have been gunned down by the police for even being in the general vicinity of protesters. The state in my country is so bad that people in the army who have been told to stop the protests are joining in (including high ranking officers).

***quick fix: 60 people have been killed or seriously injured sorry for the misinformation y'all

PLEASE BOOST THIS

[brenatomy]

So how about that Eraserking agenda fellas.

[sharksfics-blog]

Yo, I read your fan fiction on ao3, and I just wanted to say it’s so good!!!! I love it so much 🤩🤩

Aw thank you so much!! I have a thousand different drafts based on that timeline that I need to finish but lately some stuff with my family and school has come up, so I just haven't had a lot of time. But your comment just really made my day. I might finish one of them for today. ;) <3

[tonystarkisafruit]

Love that very bi man

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Subtext:

Literal text (notice the naked man in Tony’s bed):

A male (!) villain insinuating Tony can’t resist him (because of his “playboy” reputation, which is a big “hmm”):

This speaks for itself:

Tony waxes poetic about Steve’s attractiveness:

Actually Tony calls Steve handsome a lot; it’s kind of a thing:

Oh and that time Namor called out Tony for sleeping with Madame Masque (after Tony said she looked like Doctor Doom) and Tony trying to swerve the convo:

That time the media was openly suspecting Tony Stark was HIV positive (this is from a comic in 1992 when AIDs was still thought of as a disease that primarily afflicted gay/bisexual men):

… Just saying, the subtext (and even the text) has been there for a long-ass time. Tony’s dating profile being set to woman and men was just more evidence on top of the pile. 

[tonystarkisafruit]

Tony is so obviously bi, T'Challa knew.

Even the evilness of Victor Von Doom isn’t enough to keep tony from acknowledging how handsome he is.

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

More of Tony swooning over Doom (added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch in the replies but i wanted to keep the ones above too). 

Also added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch, implications Tony and Rhodey were/are more than friends:

And I forgot to add this classic. A gutter note during the development of Iron Man vol 3 implied Tiberius and Tony had slept together (given their relationship was very much portrayed like them having been exes, this isn’t a shocker). (Link to @whatjanesays‘s blog who originally posted these images)

“better roll” meaning “roll around the hay” (so saying sexual partner). The “Ru” here is talking about Rumiko Fujikawa (who, while broken up with Tony, slept with Tiberius). 

[tonystarkisafruit]

[silverloke]

Biron Man

[securitybreach]

How about this:

image source | hat tip @takupaku

[saklani2]

AS if we needed proof, but canon will support us!

[repost-this-image]

“I miss when comics weren’t political!!” the dudebros whine, apparently unaware that manly-man playboy Tony Stark has been canonically bisexual since THE 80S, a time when the majority of Americans were still quite homophobic.

[ironbite4]

Well shit.  I never knew this.

[sharksfics-blog]

IM SCREAMING YESSS

[sagittariusastrology]

Put your sign and your Harry Potter house

[sharksfics-blog]

Aquarius slytherin

[knifefightscene]

men b like ‘im gonna use math to sound like an intellectual while telling u how to use tampons u fucking bitch i never graduated elementary or learned how to respect women’

[dare-i-say-asexual]

Just leave each tampon in for 24hrs straight!! What do you mean toxic shock syndrome exists?!

[oysterhearted-deactivated202411]

it’s the 9 periods a year that rlly gets me

[citrineghost]

Does this fucking moron think that you just stick a tampon in and suddenly it’s full of your 5ml of designated blood and then you put another one in and repeat the next day?? It’s continuous you dumb piece of shit.

The ideal amount of tampons you’d use in 24 hours is 4 or so, assuming none slip and have to be replaced. Assuming you don’t take yours out when you shower to replace it after you get out. Assuming you don’t keep them in longer to save money or energy like many do.

The average period lasts 7 days or something. 7x4=28

You account for mishaps as mentioned, that uses up that bigass box in two cycles. I looked up boxes of tampons on Amazon and in the US I’m seeing what looks like at least ten bucks for every 50 tampons. If you’re using up 60+ every two months, that’s over 360 tampons for the year, aka ~$70 not including shipping. Now because most of us can’t afford to drop all that money at once just to save on shipping, let’s add $5 shipping to each 50 as well and thats + $25.

Because there’s also that margin of use for when you use more than 4 in a day, that’s over $100 every year. That doesn’t even fucking take into account that many people have periods nearly twice as long as that which can mean spending $150-$200 instead.

Oh but wait! There’s more!

Another thing this fucking moron forgot to take into account is liners. Cause so many people use them. Tons of people use liners because, without them, they’ll leak into their underwear and destroy them. Granted, these are cheaper than tampons, but you still have to account for the extra ~$20 a year that adds on.

Period cramps? Add on pain relievers.

Destroyed underwear? Add on a fucking absurd amount of money for those because the underwear industry likes to charge out the ass for a stupid piece of fabric for between your legs.

Add all this up and the average yearly cost for someone with a period is over $200 a year.

$200 a year for the necessities, yes, but after all of that suffering we go through, don’t forget that you get one extra, priceless thing added on, completely for free

Complete derision, disrespect, and disgusting treatment from Cis Men TM. Because HA HA HA you have mood swings and cry over everything and get angry over things they don’t have enough braincells to comprehend being upsetting due to their complete lack of empathy for anyone different from them. For the very low price of the very fabric of your dignity, you can be accused of being on your period the moment any little thing slightly offends you.

So yeah, this guy can go take his twenty fucking dollars a year that he doesn’t have to spend on tampons and invest in getting a fucking clue.

[apathetic-revenant]

on top of all of that he made me read the words ‘extra juicy uterine lining’ with my own eyes, which frankly should be a criminal offense.

[luminescent-city]

Also

How the fuck many months does this motherfucker think are in a year? How often does the bitch think we get cycles? This dude must have either been high on crack or never have seen a calendar in his LIFE.

[that-onetvhead]

Holy fuck I’ve never seen so many people triggered over someone trying to help, like I’m a lady and this is useful info (even tho it might be wrong) so can y'all like,,, chill tf out??

[knifefightscene]

madame do u use 7 tampons a cycle please don’t it’s dangerous please

[igothroughphasesalot-deactivate]

Reblog if you have learned more about sex from reading fanfiction than anywhere else.

[sharksfics-blog]

Meeee