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Pro hag, anti ai
The bad news is that you have been abducted by aliens. The good news is that you've been abducted by the alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, who has decided to make you the subject of an alien nature documentary.
If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.
Inspired by this diva
guardian of the forest
This one was so fun to paint! I thought I'd be taking a break from star themed stuff after spending waaaay too much time on the Star Projector Kickstarter but somehow I just ended up back to painting stars anyway lol
Like always, the HD image, hours long art videos, and PSD files will be DMed on Patreon on the 5th of each month. For now you can check out this short time lapse :)
You can cure people by removing their illness and turning it into slime, which must be kept sealed in jars. The slime still carries the sickness, and if anyone else touches it, they can catch the illness themselves.
The first rule of self publishing is to have fun and be yourself.
The second rule of self publishing is to fist fight the CEO of Spotify in the Denny’s parking lot with your keys sandwiched between the knuckles of your fists.
I finally decided to self pub my masked man romantasy so I’m writing this down. I wanna do it right.
#it’s about escaping a cult and getting found by the monster in the woods#and he’s a consent king!
hello, yes, I'm seated. You have my attention.
(sits down next to you in the booth with my big purse and my sunglasses still on)
So there’s this remote village in the northern valley of a mountain. It’s run by a violent priest who hates women. Devon is accused of being a witch (really, she just hasn’t given her husband a child and he wants to move on) and they march her up the mountain and tie her to a stone to be judged by god. But god doesn’t come for her. The Bear does. (He’s the village warrior who snapped and killed the other warriors and now stalks the mountainside in his bone mask.) (Or did he??) (He did.)
He takes her home to recover before she starts a new life somewhere else, but then they’re snowed in! It’s about Devon learning to listen to her own wants and finding her power. There’s a cat. And the worst horse in the world. I just feel like we could use a story about somebody escaping patriarchy and getting happily railed in the woods.
Oh, so the bear chose her.
You know what? Sold. I’d read that.
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
I think a lot of people would benefit from unlearning the idea that casual sex is inherently disgusting, harmful, or immoral just because they personally don’t want to partake in it. You can stand up for sexual safety and consent without acting like people who enjoy fucking strangers are degenerates. I take no issue with anyone asserting boundaries or stating that they’re not interested in certain kinds of sex or even sex as a whole. But when you condemn or express disgust at others for engaging in consensual sex, that’s when you start to sound like a puritan.
Btw, this includes self-proclaimed “feminists” who shame and lecture women for giving men “access” to their bodies. Bodies are not commodities and sex is not inherently transactional. You don’t lose anything by having sex on purpose with a person you find attractive. Sex is not some metaphysically transformative thing that bonds you to the other person forever. It is literally not that deep.
THIS. I saw a post the other day that literally said if you do it to a fictional character, you’ll do it in real life.
No. Just NO.
I’m so glad someone put it into words.
DL-6 music plays ominously.
The only way to talk to these people.
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
Joy and whimsy detected. This post is joyful and whimsical. I guess
it’s actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. I’m now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and it’s just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will 🫵
Just found out someone I was friends from school with didn't make it. Got a lot of feelings. Hadn't seen him in over 10 years.
never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
It’s extra funny, because Merry and Pippin can confirm that Saruman keeps a secret stash of the good stuff in a pantry behind his tower