Wiliest of Sharkgirls

Maya/Dani, 26, She/It, Disabled, Poly Transfemme. just a clowny sharkgirl, horny on main pfp by @salaciouseel 🔞 Minors DNI! Otherwise, DMs open!

[sharqskin]

Howdy! My name is Maya (I also go by Dani), I'm a 26 year old TMA shark furry, I go by She/It pronouns and this is my personal blog where I mostly post horny shit or repost art (and horny shit)

Some fun facts about me:

I'm over 6' tall and 250+lbs

I work as a cattle rancher

I'm polyamorus and married to my wonderful partner @salaciouseel

Sharks and Clowns are my biggest special interests (specifically Mako Sharks and Whiteface Clowns)

I smoke a lot of weed

I'm big into music and almost always have something playing, I'll listen to basically anything that isn't stadium country. Recently I've been getting more into hyperpop (femtanyl, Ada Rook, HYPERPUP, etc.)

I fucking LOVE Soulsborne, Terraria, and Warframe. I'm a big gamer in general when I have the time

I'm T4T, hella kinky, and very open about just about anything privately. Cis people can message me but I'm not interested.

If I'm not complaining about something I'm either not having fun or too down bad

I'm what some would consider terminally offline (but trying to change that)

Most of my reblogs are untagged, I forget to use the queue and schedule all the time, I use "#sharq thoughts" for my own posts, and my asks & DMs are always open

[bullmilf]

Removes my legs and gives them to the nearest maid to use as sex toys

[enameledcoppergirl]

Don’t put all your eggs in one victim

[bullmilf]

Put all your eggs in one victim. Do it. Stretch it out. Make it soooooo eggnant forever

[spacey-maidly-princess]

trying to observe and note down various perverted and villainous deeds, yet it seems i also often end up on the receiving end, what the heckies.....

though hands-on experience is great...

[bullmilf]

Important pervert villain lesson: pervert villains must also be subject to pervert acts regularly to maintain their power

[nightofthelivingzed]

me : im evil and mean and get off on it in a sexual context

reblog: big fan of this without being evil and mean

[diesaur]

Welcome to evil burger home of the evil burger may I take your life

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[elf-friendly]

[girlballs]

women are so cool

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[lagtrainzzz]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the stooge and which is the other stooge and which is the other other stooge

[doggirldick]

lesbian porn implies the existence of other kinds of porn and i just don't think anyone would make that cause like who the fuck would be the target audience

[divaofdivaofdiva]

You have such a fucked up imagination. Porn that isn’t lesbian would be extremely immoral and wrong

[gingik]

[noelle-ism]

i cant eat it because its data in a computer in the "clouds" (= imaginary folders)

[pavizi]

low quality timelapse of tgirl riddler eating a hotdog

[thyrell]

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

[thyrell]

theyre called speed shapes?????

[thyrell]

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

[thyrell]

sorry

[shotdeadpine]

my scary noelles guard this message with honor

[estrogirlie]

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?

[crimewave420]

do you like transsexuals who can bounce on it like earthworm jim