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wanted to see all the hype about "aps"

not making this up, one time i was at disney world epcot and i passed by a group of 3 bros, one of which wearing a tie dye shirt that said ⬆️ TRIPPIN on it. they looked like this

yuppiesnpuppies

How it feels

merysujka

how it feels to liveblog a walk or an errand

trench-knife

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

portland-sunshine

Not a sin at all!

This is what's called a poetic epithet, and it happens all the time in writing. Consider, for example, Homer and his wine-dark sea, or Shakespeare and his death-mark'd love.

If you were then to start using them instead of the word they're describing, you'd be making a kenning. For example, if instead of describing the sun as honey-bright, you said "the honey-drop in the sky". Kennings are best known from Norse writings, like "the path of serpents" for gold, or "Grímnir's lip-streams" for poetry itself.

So you're not sinning, you're participating in an ancient literary tradition!

i-scan-your-poems

Scansion:

◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – The sun / was ho/ney-bright / that af/ternoon

Metrical form: iambic pentameter

angelicdewdrop

pigswithwings

I REALLY LIKE BEING TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pigswithwings

I HOPE YOU DO TOO!!!!!!!!!

pigswithwings

im so serious though. i think that being transgender is really commonly made into a point of suffering and strife so i just want to say that even though stuff sucks very often, it is really very beautiful to be trans. it is very beautiful to adapt and change and realize things about yourself and change your name and your pronouns and grow into yourself. dare i say it is uniquely gorgeous to be trans. who else can say they have remade themselves in such a way. who else transforms so wonderfully into themselves. its us!!! we're lovely

iwrotemrtambourineman

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.

#prev 🫵🫵🫵

lakevida

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

And gay

and gay.

was ringing up a burly stocky looking guy at my work with the exact same short buzz cut as me and the only words he said to me were "Good haircut." In a thick Russian accent