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[softlygasping]

Friendly reminder that Sherlock doesn’t know that there’s no king of England but he knows Elvis Presley wrote Hound Dog

[softlygasping]

YALL

[sherlockandjohnaregay]

Can people who have a 90%-100% sherlock related blog reblog or like this so i can follow yall

[iguanastevens]

new fanfic trope

[whetherwoman]

FORGET sex pollen. FORGET fake dating. From now on ONLY WRITE “we are forced to have sex because I have the hiccups.”

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

guys i think this is the new “there was only one bed” omg 

[missmuffin221]

Died at breakfast with @mylastvow over this…The possibilities…

A cure for hiccups

The hiccup garments

Hiccups in a leading role

The true meaning of hiccups

Hiccups before the rest of the world

The great hiccup Olympics of 221b

The hiccup of Sherlock Holmes

Hiccups on the water

26 hiccups

…

[yo-imnot-usingthis-bloganymore]

sherlock headcanon

i realized i had another in the notes on my phone oof

sherlock not only refuses to sleep, but is also so used to not sleeping that he has basically deleted it and has really bad incurable insomnia. the only thing that helps him sleep is when john runs his hands through his hair. whether they’re laying in bed, or watching crap telly with sherlock’s head in john’s lap, or sitting in a taxi on the way to the yard, sherlock passes out almost immediately. sherlock has tried to recreate the effect by running his own hands through his hair, and even employing a confused molly to try and get some sleep, but it only works when john does it. john knows this, so even when sherlock doesn’t want to go to sleep, he uses his super secret superpower to make sherlock sleep during long or stressful cases. sherlock also purrs like a cat as he drifts off to sleep, but that is something john has kept from him so as not to embarrass the consulting detective (lestrade, however, has a 2-minute video of sherlock with his head on john’s shoulder in a cab, purring as john pets his hair, and is fully prepared to use it as blackmail, and has most definitely sent it to mycroft)

[lordmushroomkat]

There’s a reason that anti-tjlcers’ main argument is “you are over-analyzing it”.

Because once you start to dig into literary elements and symbolism and start really looking into the narrative of Sherlock the only logical conclusion is johnlock.

Seriously, people out there who are naysayers, I dare you to try to use narrative analysis and literary elements to prove that johnlock doesn’t make sense.

Try.

Because all this background stuff only breeds one conclusion.

TJLC is real.

[destielo]

Upon reading John’s FIRST official blog entry about Sherlock, this dude Bill just goes off and:

+ BONUS

You aren’t fooling anyone, John sweetie.

[gentleman-detective]

Grumpy bisexual and camp gay™️

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fluff fluff fluff 

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

You know few things are more beautiful than Sherlock’s face in the pilot when John calls him brilliant on their first crime scene

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

(x)

[darlingbenny]

like John’s face in the pilot when he looks at Sherlock deducing on their first crime scene

(x)

[know-you-for-real]

Not a love at first sight. No.

[theirglassofteaat221b]

Sherlock whispers ‘thank you’ when John says 'I Do’ at their wedding

[one-thousand-splendid-stars]

I saw this on Instagram and I headcanon that Sherlock left to buy rings because he thought that’s what John meant by “make it official”

[itislove]

here me out…John and Sherlock in the back of one of Mycroft’s cars being driven to god knows where, they sit comfortably next to each other but not too close, the driver has the radio on and when that one song comes up Sherlock grabs John’s hand taking in a sharp breath, John immediately asks if something is wrong and Sherlock only whispers “I love this song”. 

John smiles softly at Sherlock and gives his hand a quick squeeze but doesn’t let go of it, they keep holding hands until they arrive at their destination, neither mentions it…

[theirglassofteaat221b]

John and Sherlock growing old together. John and Sherlock, grey-haired with lined faces, holding hands as they sit in their back garden. John and Sherlock shuffling around their house. John kissing Sherlock to get him to shut up about his arthritic pain (John’s joints ache too). Sherlock hiding John’s slippers or reading glasses, just so he can be the one to find them. John and Sherlock old and happy together.

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

Headcanon: When Rosie learned what was the meaning of the word “gay” she asked John:” Dad…is Sherlock gay?”

Obviously John didn’t know how to react, so he told her:” Well, Sherlock is a quite complicated person, so we actually don’t know” he proceeded to explain her about Irene and his own relationship with John just to get to the conclusion that John doesn’t have the minor idea of what’s happening at Sherlock’s head.

Days after, Rosie took the brave decision of asking Sherlock himself, because that question was eating her alive; She sat down next to Sherlock at the kitchen table and asked:” Sherlock…are you gay?”. Sherlock without hesitation he answered:” Yes, why”

”nothing”

And that was the moment when John died a little bit.

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

Headcanon: Mycroft faked a marriage certificate between Sherlock and John, he told everyone about it, including Greg, Anderson and Donovan. It became a really popular gossip on Scotland Yard.

Now, every time that John says: ”We are not a couple” Everybody can hardly resist laughing because as far the British government concerns, they are legally married.

[imrisah]

Too many desperately sweet thoughts around this

[glittergluekintsugi]

okay, if you don’t think john has always been special and that sherlock fell in love with him from the first time they met, please consider this

Sherlock may not always understand empathy, but he understands some basic human psychology and knows how to use certain actions in order to cause certain reactions, as he lets on in this scene from ‘Many Happy Returns’.

 In other words, he knows how to get others to like him —if he wanted to. 

But he doesn’t. Most of the time he doesn’t, mainly because he considers normal people to be dull and vulgar. This is made particularly clear in this scene of ASiB, which has very similar lines to those he says in MHR:

In this scene, Sherlock is presented with a way to appeal to his ‘fans’ and to be more ‘accessible’ by letting them see he’s not perfect or almighty, and his reaction is disgust. He clearly has no interest in being liked by people in general. He doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks of him. He has the necessary tools to be accepted among ‘common folks’ and yet he repeatedly states that he has no wish to fit in. 

In fact, the only times we see him using his ‘smile and wink’ strategy are…

and

LITERALLY JOHN IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH WHICH SHERLOCK BOTHERS TO LOOK FRIENDLY, ACCESSIBLE AND, LIKE HE SAID IN ‘MANY HAPPY RETURNS’, HUMAN. 

CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE SHERLOCK WANTED JOHN TO SEE HIS HUMANITY FROM THE VERY FIRST MOMENT. HE TRIED SO HARD TO BE THE MOST HUMANISED VERSION OF HIMSELF, TO MAKE HIMSELF RELATABLE SO JOHN WOULD BE DRAWN TO HIM. 

SHERLOCK WAS SO DESPERATE TO LET HIM IN

FROM THE VERY BEGINNING