sherlyn.

[herpsandbirds]

How many animals are there?

There are 5.

[cishetlessfashion]

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

do you think that when the big arm on the trash truck aggressively grabs the trash can on the curb and dumps it into the truck that it's like a little sexual for the trash can

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

brother why would i want twice as many people to see this

[portraitoftheoddity]

choke me harder, daddy.

[mikkeneko]

[ubercharge]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[natequarter]

[ID: three shades of yellow and orange, followed by the same colours in a gradient. /end ID]

[yaoiblackmold]

I was enjoying the gradient until I read the image ID and realised I'm not seeing the correct gradients

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[spoopdeedoop]

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

[spoopdeedoop]

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]

[herpsandbirds]

Rainbow Leaf Beetle (Spilopyra sumptuosa), family Chrysomelidae, SE QLD, Australia

photograph by Hongming Kan

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[crocanti]

[birds-in-posts]

White-throated dipper (Cinclus cinclus)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I was so taken aback by this photo initially like what do you mean there's birds that just do this???

Like yeah there's plenty of underwater birds. But they usually very clearly look like underwater birds!! And then here's this guy just Standing like you are so normal looking what are you doing down there?

Turns out they also have solid bones to help them sink and the way they move underwater looks so much like normal bird flying that it weirds me out:

So yeah huh guess I've learned about dippers now! Absolutely absurd, love them

[herpsandbirds]

Steller’s Jay (Cyanocitta stelleri), GETTIN' PUFFY!, family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Yellowstone National Park, WY, USA

photograph by Anna Knaeble

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[gobloggirl]

[pokemon-npcs]