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pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken
Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.
I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.
It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.
Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.
Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.
Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.
I saw a post on pinterest recommending “anti-cannibalism spray” for chickens and the comments were all people like “It works!”
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We need horror films with chickens…
Does anyone else look at Slenderman and think about how his characteristics are like that of a fae? Or a dark fae with mysterious or malicious tendencies?
He’s one of my favorite fictional characters in the creepy-pasta fandom, so I thought I’d rant about him for a bit…
Dude lives in a forest, or at least often dwells there
If you take his pages, he takes you
Plays games and takes you if you lose
Targets children and young adults
Has magical abilities depending on the version of the story (teleportation, mind reading, weather/time manipulation)
Not everyone can see him or could blend in with other humans (fae glamor)
The reason no one could find a way to get ride of him sounds like the victims are tied to a fae contract (like how taking his pages could be similar to eating fae food)
The fandom either finds him mysterious, frightening or attractive like the fae
Inhuman/ exaggerated proportions
All the missing children disappeared with him into his domain like how fae take children and they disappear
What if proxies are just changlings? Or at least under his control due to the fae stealing their soul or name?
Weird decor/buildings in the woods with drawings on trees? Just typical fae stuff to lure curious travelers to investigate
As for “Slender Sickness”… look up “fae sickness” in folklore. As both leads to madness, rotting, nightmares, etc. similar to what was seen in Slender: The Arrival in regards to Charlie and Kate. However, assuming he’s a fae, Slender Sickness could be a variant of fae sickness unique to Slenderman, as symptoms overlap/have similar characteristics like how a virus can have different variants
Tentacles? Branches? That’s just fae magic
Dude is just a fairy doing what fae do and people are looking at him like a cosmic horror and linking him to quantum physics… which the fae are capable of if you consider the mushroom rings and portals to the fae realm.
What if he doesn’t teleport and is just walking between the veil of fae wild and reality? Which could look similar enough like how spirits are in the same place and we can’t see them because of the veil? And maybe Slenderman uses that to his advantage somehow?
How does he get from one place to another so fast? He has long legs. He covers more ground per step walking and could easily outrun you, or simply walk by you as you run. He looks just human enough at a distance, but can quickly walk up to you through the veil. Or maybe he does teleport, which the fae can also do
Like, what’s scarier? A guy teleporting right behind you? Or a guy who is much faster than you that COULD catch you but stands there watching you. And not only that, he moves in a dimension you cannot see before coming out in a twisted game of peak-a-boo
I imagine he stays still when you look at him on purpose because seeing something suddenly a lot closer to you that is not moving is just the weeping angel tactic just to make you even more uncomfortable.
What’s worse is you can’t even look at him for long because his fae influence is stronger when he has your attention/line of sight and his magic messes with technology because fey magic interferes with technology
I’d like to see a horror game that puts fae and slenderman in one story, which could make very interesting lore and world building besides a bunch of teens grabbing pages in the woods and dealing with the consequences. Not to mention using a hag stone mid-to late game where the player sees Slenderman and how fast he actually is (assuming you go with walking through the veil instead of teleporting) . As well as applying changlings or mimics that pretends to be your friends especially if it becomes multiplayer. Maybe use the hag stone to spot the mimics easier? Or at least make them hard to find like searching different spots in rivers with a low spawn rate to balance it out with the game mechanics? Add some helpful fae (for a price) and use fairy rings as respawn points or fast travel? Maybe have different nights that add new threats and keep the main baddies in specific areas in the forest like in their own territory? Unless you decide that Slenderman stalks players to other levels only after grabbing at least one page from his area. You could add Windegos, siren head, skin walkers, cults, etc. in different areas. As for the main goal either look for missing people, stop rituals, vanquish the main baddies/pacify them, survival, or a lethal company like game depending on what direction fits best/is wanted
What do you guys think?
I could do it, but don’t be surprised if I come out married and have kids that no one else can see. I’d use that money to get a whole house for my imaginary family
Imagine the family drama made up entirely within a year in this room. I’d probably complain to my mom how my husband cheated on me with the toaster and left me for a dragon
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
*rolls into the field*
Hi shiny red ball do you have a home I can return you to? :)
*as you look at the ball, you realize that the reflection on the surface is not of your surroundings. Faint reflections of an old room surround it, as if existing in two places at once. The room looks abandoned and seems off somehow. Old plastic slides and scattered toys from a time that seems familiar, but there is no memory of it. The walls are a pale yellow, with a faint humming sound coming from the ball*
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Harvesting my wheat
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Can I fucking help you?
*rolls into the field*
Seriously tho. It’s ironic how the Wizards have the flying cars like it’s normal and muggles dream about the future having those…
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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
What the hell is this doing on my tumblr dashboard in 2021. What’s happening. None of you know what this is. Nobody even heard of this when I was on it in 1998.
“Palace Chat” was a chat program that worked like club penguin except it came out almost ten years prior and it was meant for adults. When I got addicted to it in 1998 I had to be in the 1% of users under 30. The smiley faces were default avatars you had if you didn’t make a proper account. Once you had a username you could import any image files you wanted into Palace “Props” you could edit, share, mix up and reposition to make your own avatars. I grabbed this screenshot off google but I have literally been in this very room. Milton’s avatar looks cool, does anybody know what that’s from? People made palace chat servers that were like elaborate exploration games with free props hidden around like items which was cool but none of the users seemed to care about that stuff so they’d just hang around the main entry room and talk all day about their sex lives or whether or not Bill Clinton ruined America. I originally watched the world premieres of Futurama and later Invader Zim in real time with a bunch of people on “The Anime Palace.” I had a “TV Card” in my desktop PC allowing me to watch television on my computer and take screenshots. I made an avatar out of a screenshot from the intro. I had possibly one of the world’s first Invader Zim chat avatars. Then I had an argument with someone who thought it was going to be trendy just because Jhonen Vasquez made it and they didn’t believe me that I actually hadn’t heard of him before.
Sorry I re-reblog more often these days (nobody sees edit additions and nobody knows what I’m talking about if I make a whole new post??) but here are other funny memories of this obscure internet chapter:
Positioning yourself where your avatar overlaps or touches someone else’s without their permission was considered so rude a mod would step in.
Making exactly the same avatar as someone else on purpose, even if it’s just a popular video game character or whatever, was even ruder.
Every time you moved or you changed avatars, the server had to process it for everybody. Being too fidgety could lag or crash other users.
You could assign favorite avatars to hotkeys. If you mashed those keys quickly enough it would lag everyone so bad that doing this often got you a permaban.
You were able to move by either clicking or using the arrow keys but using the arrow keys or “sliding” also lagged everyone, like everyone’s chat would freeze until you stopped moving.
So a troll could just hold their arrow keys and hotkeys simultaneously to glide around the room cycling through their avatars non-stop and basically giving everyone blue screens of death.
Mods had the ability to lock you into the default avatar, which people thought of as “stripping” you, and they could trap your avatar in place which not only “stripped” it but displayed chains and padlocks over the smiley face.
EVERY troll would say “….kinky” whenever that happened.
Lots of couples would make complementary avatars or avatars that could fit together.
It was possible to position yourself so your username was off screen and some people would then wear an avatar made from a piece of the room’s background image, perfectly camouflaging themselves.
Some people did this in private rooms hoping to eavesdrop on people who didn’t know this was a thing or that you could check the actual number of users in the room with you
You had to download the official Palace color palette file and apply it to your chosen image in a paint program for it not to look like complete ass when imported as an avatar
People skilled enough at making avatars look at all decent would be rewarded with rare props, mod powers, whatever
There were private rooms and private chat function but accidentally broadcasting your text as a public announcement to the whole room was one misclick away
One time a moderator disappeared with their girlfriend into a private room for a while and nobody had ANY means of contacting them to tell them they were sending their internet sex as a stream of announcements to all 100+ rooms and 1000+ users on at the time for like an hour
Crucial to your appreciation of that last note, announcements were often set up to display as speech bubbles from the mouths of like, anime characters or the MST3K robots integrated into the background images
"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.
A good day to reblog this, I just found out The Deep & Dark Blue is on another new ban list, this time in Colorado. Hooray.
What if we sprayed them all over and make patronuses? Like, obviously a safe spray or something so the whole animal glows? Especially for ones without horns