My Name Is Tori

I'm fucked up. I use medical marijuana- legally. My sexuality is undetermined. I hate my self ha. Twitter: Tori S- @love_harry_weed bday- 01/01

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

[southdownswitch]

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

[hummingbird-hooligan]

please share with us the secrets

[southdownswitch]

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

[legacy-sweet]

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

[meeglemore-deactivated20190117]

Is the ghost dog a good boy

[deanobanion]

“Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

[deanobanion]

(x)

[emilianadarling]

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

[xekstrin]

#i love things that prove humans have had weird fads forever

[shegufta]

people forget that memes existed before the internet

[thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019]

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

[arbitraryimposition]

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

[drunkenhills]

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

[unicornempire]

[veshtabul]

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

[hedgehog1029]

mulan is definitely a princess and you can’t tell me otherwise

[brattylikestoeat]

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[journeymanfool]

This looks delicious but the cinematic quality and sound was EXACTLY like a howtobasic video and my fight or flight response activated

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovelyladylavie]

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

[ruinedchildhood]

[boysbuttsandbulges]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[draggedthruthe-yard]

RUTHLESS

[habibi243]

I love her

[coconutoilbaby]

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

[audio-sexual]

white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*

Jane Elliot:

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

[poserisland-deactivated20240615]

We did a experiment like this when I was in the FIFTH GRADE. And this same shit happened, a lil white boy got fed up and left the classroom. Like could you prove the point any easier?

[xmagnet-o]

Favorite video on the internet

[babyanimalposts]

[asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds]

caillou is only 4 years old and he has reached semi realism with crayons

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is

[legrandcirque]

Stan Wayman, A lesbian couple strolling through the woods after their wedding, 1950s.

[frogmp3]

this is really the most romantic image i’ve ever seen

[beautiful-brides-weddings]

A historic reminder that lesbians did not wait for legal recognition to call each other wives and to hold ceremonies celebrating our marriages.

[escargot-apocalypse]

1-800-273-8255 This video is so important. Watch it. If you or anyone you know is dealing with depression or suicidal thoughts please tell them to get help before it is too late. Every life is important. Your life is important. I’m not kidding, we ALL care. Argentina: [phone]

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[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

[southdownswitch]

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

[hummingbird-hooligan]

please share with us the secrets

[southdownswitch]

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

[legacy-sweet]

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

[meeglemore-deactivated20190117]

Is the ghost dog a good boy

[bob-belcher]

Trump Baby is airborne as Trump visits the UK!

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“Millennials are killing this industry!”

Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of that supply and demand equation. Previous generations didn’t “kill the chariot” industry because cars became a more viable and faster way of travel.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The “killing industries” articles are a way for these corporations to play victim and pretend that their complete uselessness in the modern age - like diamonds in jewelry - is a problem caused by consumers rather than taking responsibility for their products failing to sell for numerous reasons.