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for the love of marijuana dont torch the whole fucking bowl

menstru8r-deactivated20210616

why is liking body hair on women considered, like, a weird fetish when it’s literally just.. the female body’s natural form…

parthenogenon

men dumb

menstru8r-deactivated20210616

ameliesblogsstuff

My boyfriend always says, you shave if you want to, he really doesn’t care and that makes him the perfect man

menstru8r-deactivated20210616

the bar is too low

spearmint-milkshake

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

cocksmasher69

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

cheekless0nion

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth.

celean0

You have got to be kidding me

wreathedinscales

So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”

My dude………..stop

coffeebuddha

my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking

i’m a fucking pastry chef

gotlostintheuniverse

met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i’d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all of this one series and they were so helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too

i have a degree in physics

and am a published coauthor in astrophysics

sxpositive

the best part is that the woman who invented the term ‘mansplaining’ (her name is Rebecca Solnit and i highly recommend her collection of essays) came up with it when she was at a party one night and a man tried to explain a book to her, and wouldn’t let her speak long enough for her to tell him that

she wrote the bloody book he was mansplaining to her

saltiestsoprano

You know I have plenty examples of this but that last one takes the cake so imma just let it be.

praying

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

teapalm

thevelvetgoldmine

The Simpsons (S30E03) - My Way or the Highway to Heaven

neonprotagonist

i just want to take a depression nap for the rest of eternity

blurchur

First day of life up until 6th grade

Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School

Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that

Slowly it started growing back and then….

I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)

At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT

A year on HRT

Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

blurchur

Update:

2 years since my coming out

2 years on hrt

2.3 years on hrt

2 and a half years on hormones

blurchur

Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes

At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving.

These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)

During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.

I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would.

blurchur

Lil mini update!! It’s my 5 years on hormones and I think that’s quite the milestone to be proud of so here’s some pics since the last update.

Can’t wait to see how the next 5 years go!

vorchagirl

I will always reblog this post. It’s so heartwarming.

emo-and-dumb

:000

bi-kisses

ahhh fuckit I might as well say it. OP, despite being a great example of how life gets better and that you can achieve your goals and dreams, is part of the ‘queer’ camp. I don’t think that demeans her post or her experiences but I just thought I’d let you guys know.

- she thinks non dysphorics are trans

- she uses ‘queer’ unironically and says ‘LGBTQ+’

- she thinks that the term ‘femme’ is just a word for any feminine ‘queer’ person

I’m happy for OP’s transition and think they look amazing. Just needed to put this out there

blurchur

Can confirm I believe these things whole heartedly

kosher-salt

we stan a legend

officialunitedstates

“Can you pass me the salt, Cherry?”

“No,” she answered after a long pause. “It’s bad for you.”

“I’m aware…” I said, but still neither of her two arms made a move for the short cylindrical jar of sodium chloride. She just sat there, licking her lips, smacking on nothing, her eyebrows occasionally scrunching up as she read something supposedly interesting in the newspaper on her lap.

I took a look around the room. The walls were bold red and the clock kept staring at me.

“Where did you go today?” I asked.

“Nowhere. The mall, the park, the other park.”

“Oh! How was the other park?” The other park was my favorite park.

“It was fine, but I lost the dog again. Picked up a new one from the kiosk on the way home.”

“I thought he looked different,” I said, looking down at the Chihuahua at my feet, who had been staring fiercely at the clock the entire meal.

“Did you get a new clock?” I inquired, trying to avoid eye contact with it.

“It came with the dog.”

“Oh,” I said as I reached across the table and poured some salt on my newspaper.

“That’s bad for you,” said the clock.

“Let him make his own decisions,” said the new dog, briefly glancing at me before continuing his stare-off with the new clock.

oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

marxist-peach

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too