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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all

utrippy

rebel-rebel

How is this no-budget youtube show the fucking funniest thing

jokerous

STRANGER THINGS Season 2 (2017)

“Nothing’s gonna go back to the way it was. Not really.”

iinejs

not me. everyone else.

Stranger Things Season 2; October 27th (2017)

tankaramo

“are you okay” no, next question

blogdeactivivvvated-deactivated

The reason women’s clothes don’t have pockets is so they can sell you a purse. The reason so many women’s clothes are sheer is so they can sell you something to go underneath.

blogdeactivivvvated-deactivated

Women’s clothes are made to be bought; men’s clothes are made to be worn.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Annnnnnnd there it is

guiltregret

50 Scooby Doo Background Paintings

These are incredible.

#favz #ref

impulseofthedayy

IOTD: cut off all your hair and leave. just run away. keep running. don’t look back. starve to death.

impulsive-thoughts

run. run away. who cares if people miss you? fuck them. find a new life. change your name. run away and start over. who says you only get one life?

impulsive-thoughts

split open your chest. split open your chest. split open your chest. split open your chest. split open your chest. split open your chest. spli

impulsive-thoughts

slit your fucking wrists right now. DO IT, go get a knife and fucking cut them open until there’s blood everywhere and you’re fucking dead, cut vertically horizontally fucking diagonally just slice until your brain goes numb and your heart stops. no blades??? use your fucking nails. tear your flesh open with your bare hands, you need the pain you’re addicted, you can’t stop you’ll never stop this will never stop never

impulsive-thoughts

run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run get out of here as fast as you can get out get out get out

thentheysaidburnher

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

blackvulva-deactivated20150627

it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?!

thentheysaidburnher

It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.

blackvulva-deactivated20150627

why did no one tell me this?!

radiant-humble-deactivated20161

You know why :/

raspberry-mouse

Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this

shamelesslyunladylike

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.

Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.