some sad little shithead came under a thread where i shared an assault experience and told me i was "overreacting" and i told him to shut the fuck up so he went searching on my tweets for an "i hate men" joke and reported my account now i'm locked
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Not today Justin

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
will byers stan first human second

Janaina Medeiros
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast

Kaledo Art

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NASA
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Kiana Khansmith

Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
almost home
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@shitpostkween
some sad little shithead came under a thread where i shared an assault experience and told me i was "overreacting" and i told him to shut the fuck up so he went searching on my tweets for an "i hate men" joke and reported my account now i'm locked
men on twitter: fuck women and fuck gay ppl and fuck anyone who isn't me
women on twitter: making fun of ppl's trauma isn't cute you're trash for that
women on twitter: *gets account locked/suspended*
me overhearing plans and wanting in
Wait.... you are gay? Why?
It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.
Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this burger pun
I failed to appreciate this during my childhood, but this is absolutely hilarious.
Allow me to elaborate:
all bitches born after 2019 know is mommy, daddy, blankie, and wah
Someone’s gonna find this post again in fifteen years and we’re all going to have to deal with the repercussions
If this website is around in 15 years we have a bigger problem.
hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church
This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
Is this British culture?
Karen knows no nationality
The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.
@biffan
this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
it’s like a time capsule from hell