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Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.
I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
Behold her radiance!!! The Meatball Supreme!!!!
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can we talk more about hair ties being unsafe for kitties? I have not heard this before and thought they were a safe toy?
They're a choke hazard and can potentially cause fatal intestinal blockages.
Generally when it comes to safe toys for cats, assume that if you wouldn't let a baby/toddler play with and chew on something, probably your cat shouldn't either. (Fuzzyness aside. I probably wouldn't let a baby chew on a wool dryer ball, but I do let the cats do that) They don't have thumbs and if they start swallowing something, they struggle to stop.
So from a size standpoint, you don't generally want to let cats play with stuff small enough to be swallowed. A big puffy scrunchie is probably fine, but this kind of hair tie? nope. Mayhem goes to great lengths to steal these and I'm constantly chasing her down for them.
It’s not just hair ties, it’s anything that is long and stringy in shape. The issue with these^ is that if they are bitten in half they become a long elastic string.
Basically, if these get stuck in the digestive track, it can cause the intestines to bunch up like an accordion. And possibly tear. Not good.
If your pet likes to pick the strings out of rope toys- mine do- then be aware those are not safe toys for them either.
That's a good clarification, thank you for pointing that out!
Victoria is back!
After a couple of stressful months, the book has finally found a new house in Flame Arrow Publishing, a Canadian independent press about stories of resilience, resistance and rebirth.
Soon in 2026
📱 E-book: August
📖 Paperback: September
📚 Hardcover: October
🎧 Audiobook: October
PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN.
Hardcovers and paperbacks sold through the pre-order will be signed by me, probably in a pink glittery pen.
Audiobook details: Narrated by Cleo Birch, she's a gem, her voice is amazing, and I'm so glad to have her on this project. Kickstarter backers will have their audiobook, everyone else can preorder here.
Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel
a novel by Talhí Briones
1865, United States— It took thirty years and a dislocated arm for Victoria to leave her abusive husband. Heartbroken, she has to choose her own life over the hope of ever seeing her son again. She escapes the manor in the dead of night, only bringing with her a white wedding dress.
She ends up in Swainsburg, a minuscule town in Wyoming, where she’s adopted by the local prostitutes. To save them from expulsion, she buys the building and learns that in these parts, entertainment is worth more than gold. It’s almost easy, even fun, to organize piano recitals and cancan shows for the cowboys of the area, but being a Madam comes with responsibilities and dangers she isn’t ready to face. Her husband, after all, has contacts everywhere.
It’s hard to navigate the delicate tensions between respectable ladies and whores, between white society and the ‘others.’ Her new friends are women who carved their place in this merciless life; people who, like her, ended up in Swainsburg when they got tired of running.
Victoria doesn’t notice, can’t even imagine the possibility; but she falls in love. The townfolk say the widow Díaz is strange, but Natane is actually incredibly awkward, kind, and very lonely. Victoria has no name for this burning friendship, but the feeling grows and demands to be acknowledged.
This is a story about women who age, gossip, drink, love... and help you hide the body of your dead husband.
(Victoria in white, Natane in black)
If you've read the book and loved it, share it with your friends! This story needs to reach its audience.
If you like:
Found family
Second chances at life
Middle-aged women falling in love
A deconstruction of the cowboy mythos and how it was actually a tool of colonization that hurt the very people who built the American West by erasing Indigenous people, women, and people who weren't white; and how women can survive the patriarchy and thrive by building community and dancing cancan and maybe murder?
Pretty dresses
This story is for you!
PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN
and every reblog is appreciated :D
Thanks to everyone who's been with me and Victoria so far, let's keep this party going!
at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril
We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.
I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.
ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois
He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.
Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot
would you look at that, fandom.com has started adding completely content-blocking popups to their page that totally prevent you from using the site unless you turn ad block off.
it sure would be a shame if people went to their URL bar and typed "anti" in front of "fandom.com" in order to go to the antifandom.com mirror of the page they were trying to reach, which shows all the same content but without any ads,
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
They just don’t release the hounds like they used to
in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajäte
in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.
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one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.
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