short_but_nice

she/her. Just a place to put the things I like.

[awfulsweettobealittlebutterbi]

"and then they fuck about it" is to Hollanov headcanons what "stop" was to telegrams

[hudkarma]

okay he's funny he can stay

[kaijuerotica]

#myhazy

[sunlightbuck]

u ok? your tags have been purely categorical recently

[lightbluetown]

the Literacy Duo, as i like to call them

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[robotslenderman]

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

[mymansmoon]

genuinely scares me that people believe shane is slow and has a weak backhand just because ilya said it. so no one remembers that commentator in episode 1 calling shane "incredibly fast"? no one knows that the sweetest way of teasing a loved one is by ribbing them about something that is obviously and absurdly factually inaccurate about them so there is no chance they could actually be hurt by it? no one remembers that hollanov's primary method of expressing their affection is teasing? woah

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[hugetinymistake]

x

[fleabagsversion]

“Rachel sees Shane as the woman of the relationship so she had him sacrifice his career, and move to Ottawa with a huge salary cut, just so he could be with his husband”

Oh to be Shane Hollander, winner of three Stanly Cups, an Olympic silver medal and at least one MVP, who is still getting paid millions to play for fucking Ottawa (besides all the sponsorship and real estate money). And oh, he is also married to the other best hockey player in the league, who happens to be really fucking hot and has many accolades to his name. By the way, they will be inducted in the Hockey Hall of Fame together.

If this is what it means to give up one’s career and end up in a small town with a huge salary cut, just so I could stay with my husband, then sign me up.

[sweetladyjustice]

Thank you @zouisalmightie for being the most correct person in the world.

[cottagehillsunset]

Hayden who just spent the entire Summer at home with the twins and baby Arthur so he's still in full on dad mode when the season starts.

Shane gets up during the night to get a class of water from the bathroom. He accidentally wakes Hayden up just as he's getting back into bed because his elbow knocks against the bedside lamp. Hayden, half asleep, just rolls out of bed on instinct. His eyes aren't even fully open as he tucks Shane into bed, kisses his forhead and mumbles a "night night" before he falls face first into bed and is back to sleep immediately.

[lavenderprose]

Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[gatekeepslay]

LMFAOOOO #real