ShoryukenPizza

29. Lazy guy in Chicago. Anime, longboarding, and video games rule everything around me. And pizza. This blogs contains lots of anime, video games, and the figurative shit.

[were--ralph]

[gardengnosticator]

[a-molecular-machine]

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[fanonical]

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

do you win

easily

it's hard, but i do it

could go either way

i might make it, but probably not

fuck no

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[eregyrn-falls]

It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash

(an instant-classic example of a Tumblr thread where so many people add value!)

[pawnshopsouls]

So wherever you look, be it near or far,

know Hope can be found wherever you are.

[shoryukenpizza]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[shed-n-shine]

Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

[nanaluvbug]

i saw this video and had to draw her check out afrococoapuffs, she’s amazing!

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[fgrobichiko]

[shoryukenpizza]

[botan]

[incognitopolls]

how old were you when you first got unrestricted access to the internet?

Child (under 10)

Tween (10–12)

Early teens (13–15)

Late teens (16–18)

Adult (over 18)

Voting ended onJan 11, 2024

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[apolladay]

What would you do if you ever met your doppelganger?

faint

scream & run away

hug them

slap them

make them disappear (there can only be one of you!!!)

something else

Voting ended onJan 8, 2024

[amoebasapph]

it's the last day you can rb this

[gayweedanimal]

[pasteboard]

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

[pigcatapult]

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

[gaphic]

'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters