I play the big violin

Anna

[filmarachnid]

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

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Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

[strongermonster]

hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

bitch i’m fucking screaming

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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[1dietcokeinacan]

The New Trend……..

[yourbigsisnissi]

Couture

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.

So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.

Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html

[saysomethinghuman-deactivated20]

Who will ride or die with me this hard

[anexperimentallife]

I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”

[ferrous-princess]

He told a bunch of PROGRAMMING students that he was going to grade on a curve.

PROGRAMING.

Like half of programming is looking at sorting algorithms and asking “what could break this?” They looked at the grading algorithm (curve grading) and noticed “if every grade is the same, everything is at the top of the list” and “the easiest way to get all the grades to be the same is to set them all to zero.”

Of course the professor praised them. He may have taught them the exact type of logic that had them organize the boycott in the first place. They found a bug in his grading system and loudly exploited it.

[sizvideos]

[death-by-lulz]

Unbelievable mime with balloon

[sunspotpony]

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

[phlurp]

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

[bookshelfpeppermint]

ITS BACK

[my-lil-spot]

im crying

[battleshipping]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[thewholeguacamole]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY HAVEN’T I BEEN AWARE OF THIS SOONER?!

[d-exclamation]

Flight of the Bumblebee (Duet, arranged for B-flat Clarinet and Ass)

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

[hipsterdinosaurs]

[toastbutteregg]

this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none

[pepethefrogblog]

nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper

[toastbutteregg]

im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning

How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11)

Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are

These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with**

Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to

We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes

What nationality are you according to your personality?**

Can we guess where you actually live?

Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you?

Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18)

Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks?

Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die**

**my favorites

[carpeted]

picks rihanna just in case

[yutyrannuss]

Swedish cowboy

[yutyrannuss]

Jihå

[rainystudios]

‘But not SUPER allergic’

Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.

[agirlneedsgoals]

THIS IS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATS???

[advanced-procrastination]

@bax16

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[starscream-moved-blog]

tomorrow’s the big day

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

[shampooligan]

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[deadddeviant]

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Goofy’s face. His fucking face. I’M DYING.

[enbyofdionysos]

YOU BEEN SCREWIN THE MILKMAN

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me and the girls on the ride back home from the club and its silent bc one of us almost died

[mocking-bored]

literally no one:

me: i👆got the horses 🐎 in the back ⛺️ horse tack is attached 😤 hat 👒 is matte 👉 black 🎩 got the boots 🥾 that’s black to match 👯‍♀️ ridin’ on a horse 💯🐎 you can whip 🚗 your porche 🚘 i been in the valley🌱🏞 you ain’t been up off that porch🏡

[guccixcucci]