Top marks for not trying

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

[dogpuppy]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[byjove]

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[fandomsandfairytales]

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

[virginshane]

”is simple for me” 5.3 seconds later you’re crying in his arms

[ibetteracethatinterview]

If Pete Davidson can spend years & $200,000 to remove his tattoos why couldn’t Totenkopf Platner spend $5000 and a couple months to remove the hate symbol that he’s had on his chest for nearly 20 YEARS

We know why

[shotinsarajevo]

Also his story about how he got it done in Croatia and didn't know it was a Nazi symbol.... The math ain't mathing. Sorry, Croatia has a nasty history with the Nazi party, if a tattoo parlor had that symbol on their wall they had other nazi paraphernalia around that shop. Bullshit that you didn't know. The fuck outta here with that.

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[clytemnestraaa]

yuna reminiscing over indigo girls concerts and her high school best friend renee and ilya is like, “well this is normal, everyone is fundamentally bisexual.” and shane is like, “i don’t think that’s true.” and ilya is like, “fine not you. but everyone else.” and shane is like, “i still don’t think that’s true…” and david is like, “no i think he’s right. we’ve all got the capacity for it. i’ve found men attractive before. i mean i never acted on it, but i’ve had thoughts.” and shane is like, “babe can i talk to you in the kitchen for a moment. you need to STOP converting my PARENTS with your BISEXUAL AGENDA”

[shanebug]

remember to provide your pet hockey players with plenty of enrichment!

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[heartcellar]

you didn't see my valentine.

tw: self-harm mention, flashing

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[gotoroom303]

Art

[kragehund-est]

you walk into someone's house and you see they have a gay sex funko pop. wyd

[mini-wrants]

Does this count as chintz?

[lucylehane]

ilya dutifully following cher's advice (insp. @smores100)

[paperdollinsane]

Puppy eyes

[huariqueje]

The Art of Reading - Jordi Sàbat

Catalan , b. 1960  -

Acrylic on canvas , 30 x 30 cm.

[asystolle]

BEFORE SUNRISE (1995) dir. Richard Linklater