Showing People Things

Know that kid who was always saying "Hey, hey, hey, look!", yeah, I was one of those. The What Did James Draw Today? and I Need More Toys tags may or may not show all cross posts from Instagram when searched. Archive Beard Pamphlet If you're looking for my age you should know that back in the 90's our parents taught us anyone online asking how old we were was a creep.

[sudanese]

[catherinesevilfuckingeye]

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[blackvelvetofnight]

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi

[goonologistphd]

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[poolsidescientist]

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

[attackfish]

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

[secondimpact]

[maidthings]

kinda funny how much the resumé value of eagle scout goes down if you wind up being a woman afterwards

[maidthings]

i was soooo good at paramilitary larp camping club and you still won't hire me. what the hell

[worstgirleva]

most games are pretty simple. you jump on enemies, you die, you insert a new quarter. jump on enemies, win, save the princess. build the princess a castle, give sweets to the princess, quell rebellions for the princess. establish trade routes so the princess can get more sweets. expand the castle. execute those who complain about the princess' politics. tax the population so the princess can fuel her gambling addiction. basically that is what every video game is

[iamcannabalism]

"Perhaps you should be afraid. After all, I'm a monster."

Did this piece for @monstermag and their fall zine, go check em out!

[spicymancer]

Actirangers Yellow and Pink

Based on this post

[fostersffff]

Diversity Loss: Guin Sard Rhineford

also lmao

[pastabuilt]

[pavora-art]

Performing holy rites ✨

[pirateprincessjess]

I’m so tired of thin phones and TVs. Please make big chunky electronics that are durable and have lots of ports and big batteries.

[pirateprincessjess]

How nice would it be if I could plug in headphones, and charge my phone at the same time? How cool would an HDMI port be?! And a Micro SD slot?

[mundane-theron-sca-etienne]

[qqchurch]