The Staircase Sessions

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[burgertv]

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

[cravings]

dad: are you learning french

me:

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[arcampbell94]

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

[token-white-friend]

why… is this………….. true…………………

[lonelymountainson]

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

[ryansreign]

My beds in the middle cos I don’t want to have to climb over my boyfriend every time I need to wee or vice Versa

[nexahs]

Corner beds or death

[ryansreign]

[beyonceremix-deactivated2020050]

men’s rights activists definition of misandry

[medusabraids]

screaming

[skodasforge]

[c-bassmeow]

I told you he had something special about him. RIP Ariana’s walls I’m so jealous of you mama bless you tho

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Ariana is the TRUE bottom king the gays deserve.

[memewhore]

[giographixnola]

[spinningrims]

[ceremonials2011]

[eliminated]

[bob-belcher]

[kittens-jpg]

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[fifisnowbar]