one idiot's journey to becoming a teacher

(or one teacher's journey to becoming an idiot) m • 26 • they/them • amateur thanatologist 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[slightlyunofficial]

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[kosmogrl]

I hope july is good and kind to you <3 I hope you get to sit in the sun and feel happy and at peace and I hope that nothing worries you for too long this month 🌼🧡

[perenial]

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

[perenial]

[teaboot]

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

[teaboot]

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

[wolg-fang]

hi mutuals! In case no one has told you today: you are capable of unimaginable violence 💜 💫 🤗

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[cdplayer]

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

[cdplayer]

for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

[64mpg]

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

[littleguysdaily]

[petaltexturedskies]

I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling water-weighted hair flow behind us from a dive. I wish our gravest concerns were the summer gnats. I wish we were hungry for hot dogs and dopes, and it would be nice to smell the starch of summer linens and the faint odor of talc in blistering summer bath houses... We could lie in long citoneuse beams of the five o'clock sun on the plage at Juan-les-Pins and hear the sound of the drum and piano being scooped out to sea by the waves.

Zelda Fitzgerald, Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda: The Love Letters of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[saltiecattoz]

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers