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i dedicate this blog to rosie & cat

[averagefairy]

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

[the90swerentreal]

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

trillizard666 about to share his stupid opinion on a post: surely this will be the thing I say that makes people stop mocking me

[fluffysheeple]

everyone else on this website:

[spaps-society-deactivated202603]

why do you guys insist on harassing some dude over him saying straight guy posts are over exaggerated in that one post

like, its not even offensive or anything you guys are just mad

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I find it weird how you confuse laughing at someone with being mad.

[spaps-society-deactivated202603]

i mean why else would you start a mass harassment campaign over some dude’s relatively innoffensive post

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

a mass harassment campaign

[spaps-society-deactivated202603]

its like gamergate but on a smaller scale

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

it’s just like gamergate

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me in ancient Greece: *Accidentally steps on someone’s 300 Drachmae sandals they spent their life savings on*

Them: May you live in interesting times.

Me:

[young-replica]

[gebranntgebrannt]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[queefybuttcheeks]

im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch

[gaycop]

im like Uber for infants

[gaycop]

Baby driver

[gaycop]

you need a special club to play mini golf

[gaycop]

Baby driver

[half-ace]

baby driver

[gaycop]

Baby driver

[fuks]

[wizardjpeg]

oh just blast me to smitherenes will you

[demonius-darkblade]