People: you can’t ship Starker
People: you can’t ship Starker AND appreciate a platonic or father/son relationship
People: you can’t ship Rom Howney
People: you can’t ship MCU Starker only the comic version
People: you can’t-
Me:
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People: you can’t ship Starker
People: you can’t ship Starker AND appreciate a platonic or father/son relationship
People: you can’t ship Rom Howney
People: you can’t ship MCU Starker only the comic version
People: you can’t-
Me:
Peter didn't know what made him go to the superior's tower for help. None of their previous interactions made him think the man wouldn't just give him over to the Sinister Six, or whatever they called themselves, maybe he would even kill Peter himself. Spider-man has always an annoying pest to the man after all. But he was bleeding heavily with multiple broken bones and nowhere else to go before he passed out. Which he promptly did, right on the superior's balcony, specifically right on the man's lap due to his web-shooters breaking before he could land properly.
If he was honest with himself Peter didn't think he would wake up after that, much less wake up in a, no doubt extremely expensive, bed with his injuries cleaned and bandaged.
And his masked removed.
Panic welled up inside him. The superior iron man, aka Tony Stark the man with an omniscient AI, knew what he looked like and no doubt had found out everything about Peter Parker. Everyone he cared about was now in danger because he was stupid enough to fall into a trap where the only possible point of safety was a supervillain's home.
But then the man surprised him, he acted nothing like any other supervillain would after discovering Spider-man's secret identity. Oh Peter still didn't trust Stark as far as his Aunt May could throw him but it was nice, not feeling the need to hide a part of himself as he healed. And having someone he could talk to about his activities as Spider-man without having to censure what he says about himself.
As the days went by and Peter healed he found himself enjoying the time he spent with Tony more and more. The older man seemed to genuinely like him and Peter realised he could honestly say he felt the same. It's just a shame the man was a villain. Although as they talked Peter found himself agreeing more and more with the man about some of the reasons for his missions.
And compared to some of the things SHIELD and their so called heroes did Tony's actions didn't seem that outrageous. They almost always lead to less or even no civilian casualties than whenever Captain America and the Avengers were sent out on SHIELD missions, in fact most of the casualties that happened during their battles always seemed to happen when the Avengers came on the scene. Whenever he fought Tony by himself there was never anything like the number of deaths caused, often there weren't any.
So when a few weeks later Tony declared him healed and ready to return home Peter had made up his mind. The pair of them obviously like the other so why couldn't Peter stay a while longer? It wasn't like they were really on opposite sides any more now were they.
There weren't many things that could shock THE Tony Stark, but Peter's declaration that he was on Tony's side seemed to be one such surprise. But a pleasant on if the older man's smile was anything to go by
requested by anon
Okay hear me now, we are so used to see absolutely smooth playboy Tony who knows how to flirt, who WILL flirt and use it to his advantage and an innocent oblivious Peter who - seemingly all his living only flirt once.
What about Tony - retired playboy now found his true love became so oblivious to flirting, he only cares about Peter well about and a Peter attempt to flirt except he has no idea and only knows the pick up line from the internet.
Peter : Tony,I'm hungry. What's on the menu tonight? *winks*
Tony : J, call the chief, wait no, order Thai please or do you prefer Chinese baby ? Italian could do you good too, J, find the nearest res-
Peter : No ! I was about to say "it's me and you" !
Tony :...oh, so you're not hungry ? *Already paid for his take out*
Peter : I mean...*stomach grumbling*
Tony : okay, J, make it quick
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Peter : my god, Tony I'm hurt wh-
Tony : J ! Call Bruce ! Prep the Medbay ! Clear the way, what's wrong baby ? Anything alright sweetheart? I knew you were injured from your patrol last night ! *Run to the bathroom to pick up his special designed med kit for enhanced human*
Peter : ...when I fell in love with you
Peter : *pouts* Tonyyyy
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Peter : Tony, you're aging
Tony : *anxiety attack* Was I not able to satisfy you no more ? You don't love me no more ? I-im sorry, you deserve better. Baby, I know I tried, I should have never-
Peter : TONY, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY "age like fine wine* ! Tony, I love you and you know I'll never leave unless you told me too *hug Tony and comfort him*
Tony : ...okie
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Daily Bulge : "Retired Playboy Tony Stark clings to his controversial young boyfriend" "IronMan is spotted beside Spiderman"
Just out of curiosity, does your significant other know about Starker?
Yes, they know I like it.
Yes, they've read some of my fanfiction/they like it too
No, they don't because it's controversial/I'm afraid they wouldn't understand
No, they don't know anything about it because I keep certain interests to myself
I don't have a partner but I would tell them if I did
I don't have a partner but I wouldn't tell them if I did
anybody wanna say something nice to me today or send me a cute animal cause I sure as fuck need it
BABIES
stealing my best friend's cat for this hehe
PETS FOR ALL
We got Trixie-pup a onesie, and she gave up on life when we put it on her back legs
this dog is so done
Mr. Max the malicious
I give you the tiniest backyard bunny I have seen with my own eyes.
Here we have Athena, aka BabyGirl, in her protective childrens' shirt, to stop her from scratching herself open.
And here we have Helios, aka Sweet Potato, in his own shirt, so he doesn't get jealous.
many cooking videos have those gimmicks like "$5 ramen vs $50 ramen" or "elevating your cooking" where the only thing they emphasize is using stupidly expensive ingredients. it's discouraging when you're an aspiring chef on a budget getting told the key is to just spend more money.
well my advice is that you look at some of the techniques they use on the "fancy" ingredients and literally just use them on your cheap ingredients. maybe you aren't deglazing your pan with fancy wine, but a splash of water will work. making a stew, cook the meat and onions first THEN add are the other ingredients. use both minced garlic and garlic powder together for a more complex garlic flavor. toast your dollar store spices. people have been making delicious cheap foods for thousands of years by understanding these tricks.
Good technique and understanding cooking principles will allow even a home cook to create restaurant-level meals for far less than the cost of buying that same dish.
Additionally, looking to recipes from other cultures may give you some inspiration to try new flavors, or preparing ingredients in ways that you hadn't thought of before!
This is one reason I love Sorted on Youtube. They have done a number of "Chef vs Normal" cooking battles, where the trained chef has a restricted budget and the 'normal' home cook (admittedly, someone who has been working on a cooking channel for a number of years) has an unlimited budget to prepare the same style of meal. The results often end up being really, really close as to who has done it better. And generally, the chef isn't using extreme techniques or tools, just a different pool of knowledge!
Peter is playing a drinking game with his college friends and the question “what’s the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?” comes up
And when he’s asked he’s like “I don’t think I’ve ever had sex in any unusual places”
And some of these people know that he’s dating Tony Stark and are entirely flabbergasted because ‘sex god Tony Stark not having sex in unusual places???’
And it’s only when other people start to chime in with their unusual places that Peter realizes ‘just because you have sex there almost regularly doesn’t mean other people don’t still find that place unusual’
Because he’s never considered places like a hot tub, car, public bathroom, rooftop, beach or a broom closet as unusual places to have sex. And now that he thinks about it, in an iron man suit flying through the air probably also counts as unusual
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
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(got to ride a double decker for the first time in a while)
💗👀🤞🏻🐍🏳️🌈
I mean... sure.
👍🐋🐽🫂🐖
I just love the idea of sassy, cheeky Peter Parker becoming unbelievably shy when Tony Stark starts actually flirting back. Peter will say the naughtiest things to Tony but as soon as Tony starts reciprocating, Peter’s a stuttering blushing mess.
Ooh, that's good.
How about the opposite too? Smooth, suave Tony who flirts with EVERYONE getting flustered when Peter gets bold, cause this time it MATTERS.
I’m gonna be fucked up here for a moment
Tony and Peter as father and son. They’re both in love with each other but Tony would never act on it because his son is his fucking child
And Peter wants Tony but knows Tony wouldn’t give in.
So Peter disappears.
He runs away and even though it’s hard he stays away for almost three years. In his time away he gets some plastic surgery done to make sure he doesn’t look like himself anymore. And then, when he’s freshly 18 he returns into Tony’s life. Not as his son but as an employee.
And Tony actually finally gives in to his feelings when he doesn’t know who Peter actually is
Peter is so happy his plan worked and they finally start a relationship. A public one at that
Tony felt the same draw with this new employee he always felt with his son. But it’s only when they get intimate for the first time and he sees the little scar right over one of Peter’s ass cheeks, that he got when he was a little baby, that he realizes this is Peter.
And now he’s already in so deep. Nobody has to know how fucked up this actually is, so he can just have Peter this way. Right?
Sunday Snippet, but make it art.
Here is the line art for a Starker piece I am working on. Starting the background next, then color.
Peter telling Tony he “only has a body count of 2”, and Tony not wanting to judge but freaking out about who Peter killed and how he can hide the evidence. When Peter asks Tony the same, and is told, with great seriousness that “I lost count after 1000, kid, I don’t like to think about it” — Peter ALSO freaks out, because how can he compare to that?
Somehow this misunderstanding lasts weeks, with Tony desperate to work out where Peter hid the bodies and angsty that the kid hadn’t asked for Tony’s help in the first place. FRIDAY finally has to step in and explain it to them both and they’re both so relieved — until Tony works out that that means Peter slept with other people and stifles the urge to make those fuckers fit to the original definition of “body count”, and until Peter realizes that “lost count after 100” isn’t much more reassuring.
⚘ Wallflower ⚘ - symbolizes fidelity
Tony and Peter celebrating their 4th anniversary
Peter: Did you just cum inside me?
Tony: First of all, you called me Daddy so I thought you wanted kids.
“I’m a New Yorker with super-senses. Getting lost in Central Park should be, like, physically impossible.” “Except we’re not lost.”
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the thrill of first-nighting by pastself
Peter Parker/Tony Stark | 1000 word one-shot | Gen
Summary: Tony prepares a cozy picnic for Peter and everything is good in the world.
Tags: Didn't know they were dating; Everyone lives AU; Romanticizing Autumn; Tooth-rotting Fluff; author listened to 'Autumn in New York' on repeat. Thanks to @ficwip's November prompt for the inspiration!