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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

lucid-luck

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

thranduilland

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

daryltoh

tohdraws-deactivated20181120

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

whowasntthere-deactivated202106

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

sparklyaxolotlstudent

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

kenas-artstuff

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

bisquid

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

milobyte

i'm sure it's fine

goldcrescent

and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted

heha

a cd for breakfast and a dvd for lunch

sodclod

rip dvd lunch 💔

depsidase

gean-grey-blog

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

saintofwhimsy

gorgug and kristen died together when they were 14 and so scared and so new to the world. gorgug was trying to make a friend and his parents sang him songs that morning to try to help him and he is scared of his new teacher. he is 14 and fresh out of a middle school where people bullied him for being different. kristen was trying to preach and spread her love and she wanted to join a group of bad kids because she wanted to be good. she is 14 and has mostly been in helioic schools and she isn’t sure when wearing your heart on your sleeve stopped being cool. they are 14 and they fucking died

gorgug and kristen are 16 when kristen dies again and this time she is alone. she was trying to bring back a dead god and her faith is painfully strong and she walks through the world a half ghost until she pulls herself back into the land of the living. she is 16 and too mature for her age and she thinks she’s aging faster than she should. gorgug is terrified that he will never see her again and all he can think of saying is that he is sorry he wasn’t there with her because dying with a friend is always easier. he is 16 and his hair is older but he still is a scared little kid deep down even if his anger is more useful and he is smarter than he thought

gorgug and kristen are 17 when they are on a ship together and they are remembering when they died. they hope it doesn’t happen again but they link their pinkies together and know it eventually will because this is how their lives work. they will die and come back to life in a cycle that is far too cruel for people so young.

sophie531896273240810891

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

sophie531896273240810891

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

sophie531896273240810891

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

lew-basnight

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

satanfemme

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

satanfemme

this is twice as true in the winter

satanfemme

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

dimension20memes

I love both of them so much.

Textpost credits @yulivia @hewwbwazew

dimension20memes

Please enjoy one of the first memes I made, just never posted it here

dropoutconfessions

I love Jordan Myrick and the ways that people talk about them often strikes me as misogynistic and fatphobic I think she's fantastic

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me

swarnpert

insane fucking slogan

licker-of-guns-offical

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole