Only One

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[ronununu]

I receive lots of unhealthy-looking Zelda illustrations, including those from Tomodachi Life. Thank you, this is healthy Zelda.

[ronununu]

[silentanomaly]

Tumblr: We take your privacy seriously! That's why we have 182 third parties that will have access to tidbits of your information...or something like that.

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[prodigalwitch]

women will describe the most unempathetic, uncaring, detached behavior from their boyfriends and then be like "idk should i say something to him?" like babe i think you should kill him

[prodigalwitch]

if she killed him, it would simply be self-defence

[loserdogma]

Like either way I do hope he is never seen or heard from ever again

[kiefbowl]

I believe this is less detached than you think, he is emotionally abusive at best. He is doing this intentionally. He is attempting to gaslight her. She revealed something exploitable about herself, and he's exploiting it. Abusive men start with "small" arguments that seem impossible to have as a rational adult, and so the reaction from the victim is usually "I must be missing something...maybe if I explain." This is the purpose, to start making her feel detached from reality. This is why they come on reddit to ask if they're overreacting - his abuses are working. He has slowly moved the needle to the point she losing grasp on what is rational and true. I can't be sure, obviously, but I would bet the pillow thing is just one of many, many, many things he is doing to slowly skew her reality.

I only say all this not to say OP or anyone in the notes are wrong, but to remind people that the knee jerk reaction you have, of listening to a woman's bizarre situation and going "huh?? what are you talking about??" that's by design from the abuser. He wants you to believe she's crazy and out of touch and weak minded, and that he's just some oaf she's too stupid to dump. He doesn't mind if you think he's an oaf, if it gives him more control of her in the long run.

[silentanomaly]

I spent so much time

Believing all the lies to keep the dream alive

Now it makes me sad

It makes me mad at truth for loving what was you

[silentanomaly]

Diamond rope, silver chain

Pretty noose is pretty pain

And I don't like what you got me hanging from

[the-absent-passenger-files]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim virtual photography by absent passenger

[captain-price-returns]

[kiefbowl]

in my defense, I told them to leave me alone. they didn't so they get screenshotted since they've appointed themselves as my moral philosophy professor and I guess final grades are due today.

[creetch]

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[average-tim-post]

Gee it sure is a mystery why this lesbian didn’t want to be friends with someone who deluded himself into thinking he has a chance with a homosexual woman and then writes a psychotic rant on Reddit about being “led on for two years” for being “an ugly disgusting dick haver that could never be with a pure feminine divine soul like her” ………

And THIS is why it’s important that we stress that lesbians categorically don’t like dick. This is why we cannot accept the imposition that we just so happen to have an unrelated “genital preference” that should be kept to ourselves in fear of hurting a man’s feelings. And yet a lesbian doing that didn’t spare this man. It appears to have made it worse!

[kiefbowl]

it's so funny how money is actually hella made up. like yeah $10 used to be worth $5. okay, but that's made up.

[tockthewatchdog]

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[kiefbowl]

the real 3rd eye opening is realizing kids are right about everything. "everyone should get along and we should share all the food and money doesn't make any sense" like yeah they're right. they're right!!! don't go to college just listen to five year olds they're right!!!

[kiefbowl]

five year olds being correct about the world