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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#for the love of god #vote senshi #im gonna fucking lose it if the tv wins (mainly because one of my friends likely wouldnt shut up about it)#and a bear deserves to win one of these polls for once (the twinks need to be taken down a notch)#(im saying this as someone who could be considered a twink)

jadeharleyinc

oooooh i got plany of disk space

#😬

yesornopolls

If I were to ask you "can I have a cigarette?" would you understand the reference?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

#not only would i understand it but i would also visibly recoil involuntarily

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

loveridden1999

when england lose, women bruise

osmanthusoolong

Seen in downtown Toronto as well

theunfairfolk

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

sparklynightpainter

no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

heckin-music-dork

Reminds me of this meme:

lastoneout

A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

juney-blues

how to become retroactively 10 years on estrogen

juney-blues

yeah whatever the second best time to plant a tree is now there is always time it's never too late etc etc. but also like half of my problems ultimately trace back to "there was never a chance in hell of me getting on estrogen early enough to avoid the damage testosterone did to me" and I'm allowed to be upset or atleast miffed about it

juney-blues

oh you figured it out too late? Well that's a moot point really because your family would've been unaccepting at the time and your country's medical system's method of trans healthcare is "waste as much time as possible in the hopes they detransition or die" so like yeah no matter what it was kinda inevitable you'd have broad shoulders narrow hips and have to spend a bunch of money on laser

juney-blues

and like yeah whatever cis women have those too, I'm #fucking valid or whatever. shut uppp I don't caaaaaaare. I don't need to be welcomed to womanhood. I don't need reassurance that clocky girls are valid. I don't even care about passing that much I just want to look in the mirror without being upset. can I have that. can I fucking mourn. can I be a little pissed off and sad that I have to deal with this? can you fucking handle that without shutting me down and telling me I'm wrong to feel dysphoria about anything in the first place?