@sillycaterpilly - Tumblr Blog

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ nice to meet you! my name's silly! ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

my blog is a safe space for everyone! i don't have a dni— i do my best to read everyone else's but sometimes i miss things!

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⟡ 23 y/o ⟡ anomial ⟡ nonbinary ⟡ they/them ⟡ neptunian/lesbian ⟡ ⟡ furry ⟡ otherkin ⟡ therian ⟡ age regressor ⟡ ⟡ audhd ⟡ anxiety disorder ⟡ major depression ⟡

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i have a separate blog for my age regression posts! makes it easier for me to regress if i can have it separated into its own blog 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 ♡

@/tinycaterpilly

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anomial: i don't really have a name, i haven't for my whole life. sometimes i use bug, pip(squeak), bunny, or silly... but nothing really feels right!

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fursonas

❋ pippin— pink dutch angel dragon with rainbow and cloud motifs. selectively mute, 4'2", bubbly, oblivious, excitable. ❋ bubbles— white lamb with a pink mullet and dark purple hooves. down-to earth, easygoing, good-humored. ❋ peaches— deep pink and peach dalmatian with heart motifs and a medium pink fauxhawk. humble, shy, affectionate.

theriotypes/kins

❋ furred dragon— white arctic-climate four-legged dragon with paws/retractible claws similar to a cat, a long furred tail, bat-like wings that i use for flying, gliding, and heat-regulation during the summer months. i know i had horns on my head and spines down my back, although i don't know exactly what they looked like. i'm also not yet sure if i had a different coat during warmer weather! ❋ miniature australian shepherd— blonde and white bicolored (maybe merle?) small-medium domestic dog with an undocked tail

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holy hyperfixation— anyway HELLO this is Pawny, my self-indulgent fanchild for Kinger and Queenie from TADC, and also my baby child angel pumpkin

don’t ask how this would be possible in canon or the logic of their wood color and piece or the timeline, shhhh it doesn’t matter <3

(also if anyone has better name ideas let me know, i feel like their name is too similar to pomni but i’m at a loss for anything better lol)

enjory :D

#tadc #tadc oc #kinger #tadc kinger #bug babbles #doodlebugs #tadc queenie #kinger x queenie #tadc fankid #tadc headcanon

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"well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid"

hellsitegenetics

String identified: "a c at t' t c. t a g a a c. aac c t at t a c a. a a t t . ca g a- t t , a cat ca t gt a ct." -> " a ata a gag a a. t at a t tg. a. t cta . at c-. cat t t tc, t t ac a ac t ac ’ c c ac"

Closest match: Lepadogaster candolii genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Connemarra Clingfish

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yergink

"bug report"...? hm, ok. today i saw a water strider, a couple hoverflies, and a lot of water beetles :)

hellsitegenetics

String identified: "g t"…? , . ta a a at t, a c , a a t at t :)

Closest match: Sphaeroderma testaceum genome assembly, chromosome: 13 Common name: Artichoke Beetle

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kat4884

the gooners

they’re everywhere

felixcloud6288

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

quadtator-lawful-evil

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

bananapudding752

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

felixcloud6288

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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felixcloud6288

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

pfaugh

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

hraeiou

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

omtai

It’s awesome there’s animals in the world imagine it was just rocks and a low whistling almost groaning wind

vamptits

just got really scared can you say something else

omtai

I can’t. I can’t do anything.

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t’ a t’ aa t ag t a t c a a tg at gag t gt a ca ca a tg ca’t. ca’t atg.

Closest match: Ptychoptera albimana genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: White Legged Cranefly

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hairbrainedprojects

I beg to differ: fuck ticks

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faunalflora

What about mosquitoes?

hellsitegenetics

as op put it

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

hellsitegenetics

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

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charl0ttan

does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

charl0ttan

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🫶 fuck👍

hellsitegenetics

String identified: a t a a tat t at t a g gg a a a a 🫶 c👍

Closest match: Phyllobius virideaeris genome assembly, chromosome: 6

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sillycaterpilly

the weird bug in question

gallusrostromegalus

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.

The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"

I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.

Our flight is delayed.

He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.

gallusrostromegalus

I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".

Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.

gallusrostromegalus

Uh oh.

Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.

The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.

He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.

gallusrostromegalus

HE RECORDED THE CONVERSATION IN WHICH SHE PROMISED TO PAY FOR THE CHEESE, SHE'S THAT MUCH OF A FLAKE.

I am about to offer this man cash for some of these cheeses because our flight is now more delayed.

gallusrostromegalus

"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."

"OR ELSE WHAT?"

"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"

"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"

"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"

"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"

"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"

*hangs up phone*

*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*

The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.

"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"

gallusrostromegalus

Naturally, I have volunteered my box of wheat thins and offered to buy one of the harder cheeses which should be fine if it makes it home.

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Meanwhile, Kirigumi has noticed that the Shiba Inu is staring at her and is correctly intimidated.

gallusrostromegalus

1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.

2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.

3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.

"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say

"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."

"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.

4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.

"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.

"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"

"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"

"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."

"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."

"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"

"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.

"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.

gallusrostromegalus

Plane may be arriving. I am paying for in flight WiFi to keep y'all updated.

gallusrostromegalus

1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.

2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.

3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.

4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.

5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.

gallusrostromegalus

Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:

Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.

Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.

Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.

:)

Anyway, it's 2AM, I need to sleep, if you feel like supporting this kind of hard-hitting reporting, I have a Tip Jar!

hellsitegenetics

String identified: (the whole post. it's long)

Closest match: Solanum nigrum genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Black Nightshade