Crickets & Cicadas

[sacrosanct-indulgences]

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

and my parents are always like "oh my god why would you do that" bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source

[deadmomjokes]

fr

I mean, I could google questions I have about medieval weaponry and horsemanship, but on the other hand I could message my sister the simple statement “have question about historical saddles” and get both a phone call and a comprehensive 3 page google document within an hour

Seriously, if you know someone who has a special interest you’d like info about, go ask them! It costs zero money, you make them happy, and you learn way more than a basic google search would tell you.

[taksez]

Asking is a love language

[conniejoworld]

Asking is a love language

[felitomkinson]

[feelsblind]

being a 13 year old girl and suddenly having an obsession with the outsiders and 80s coming of age films like the breakfast club or ferris bueller is such a canon event that must not be interfered with.

[normal-horoscopes]

[gelsoup]

He had a nice time : )

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[sillyfoxlady]

Farewell to existence as we knew it. For the earth has grown exposed and ill tempered. With more to come, to predict what comes next seems impossible.

Not possible, the damage man has wrought. The beautiful biodome so lush and alive is left to the cosmic elements.

Brace yourselves for what's to come, not us but our children's children. An instant. Farewell to the gorgeous valleys, to the towering evergreens, to the whale songs and wolf howls silenced throughout the cataclysm.

What a pity, the hubris of man to cost the earth's creatures. How many lives are to be sacrificed on the altar of carbon? How much greed and filth and smog must be tolerated? When the earth is aflame or when it is black with chill?

Farewell to existence as we know it. We've done our best, but all seems lost in this brief eclipse. Forgive our inaction, our greed, and our foolishness.

For the earth shall stand as always, but damned if it wasn't beautiful as we knew it.

[grimfox-deactivated20250321]

defective

am i the sum of the circuits?

do all my parts have a purpose?

i hope it all works, this is-

...sort of a lot.

i was taught to deserve this.

botched, i am worthless,

and caught in a bottomless hurt.

wish it stopped.

the lost are out searching.

past surging urgent to present,

depressant, and mirthless.

i burn...

just to settle the plot.

i am broken, but not gonna bend.

let it end,

let it rot.

[velvetacademia-deactivated20210]

BEE DAGGER !!

[fuckyeahsnackables]

wouldn't it bee knife...

[slayer-barbie]

THE PARENT TRAP (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[sorayachemaly]

Women scientists made up 25% of the Pluto fly-by New Horizon team. Make sure you share this, because erasing women’s achievements in science and history is a tradition. Happens every day.

.

http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/News-Center/News-Article.php?page=20150712

[optimysticals]

70 seconds over 9 years and 3 billion miles…

…I just… Damn 

[lyrangalia]

Launch to Pluto flyby for New Horizons took 3,580 days, and she was off by 70 seconds. That’s like… That’s an error of 0.000000226%.

That’s fucking insane.

That’s not even a rounding error!

[optimysticals]

Thank you for putting words & numbers to my awe of her precision.

[the-haiku-bot]

Thank you for putting

words & numbers to my awe

of her precision.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[sigynpenniman]

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

[unamccormack]

ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.

[elfwreck]

[dark-light-knight]

Creator: Godfried Haid Del Sculp.

[rawhoneybliss]

You're about to experience something that will feel like a fairytale. You will feel so blessed to know that it is actually happening to you. You deserve this.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

Yes I AM cranky because I received NO PROPHETIC DREAMS to help me on my quest.