They've been married for 50 years pt. 6

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They've been married for 50 years pt. 6
real people can’t queerbait (except those two wnba players)
lucy dacus & hands (remade)
It's perfectly simple. Aim for my mouth, but shoot past my ear.
Xena & Gabrielle + being silly together Requested by ladybokatankryze
if u told me at the start of this year that taylor and joe broke up and we’d never see him at the eras tour but karlie fucking kloss would show up on the closing night of the first us leg i would’ve eaten my own arm
It’s so funny because Angie and I are both very touchy people. So we’ll naturally hold hands. We hug all the time. We’re touchy-feely, like that’s how we are. And so it is kind of funny because when people first started to talk about that, we didn’t even realize we were doing that while we were shooting. It wasn’t that intentional, I think. But I feel because you have chemistry, even a little bit goes a long way.
If someone could look at me the way Jane Rizzoli looked at Maura Isles, that’d be great thanks.
“I just don’t want you to think you have to hide anything from me.” “I’m fine. I can handle it.”
Period dramas + wlw kisses
Tell It to the Bees (2018)
Harlots (2017 - 2019)
Ammonite (2020)
The Handmaiden (2016)
Dickinson (2019 - 2021)
Ratched (2020-)
Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)
Gentleman Jack (2019-)
Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001)
also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!
the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho
Iconic, what a mood.
Maiden mother crone
Aphrodite voice: I lov Gabrielle so much that I am going to make SURE she finds her soulmate in every lifetime
I know it's been said before, but the pining of an immortal goddess in love with a mortal who is destined to meet her soulmate in every timeline is so fucking gOOOOOD
Okay but I think it’s important to note just how telling this is from the Goddess of Love, a testament of her character. She knows pure love, not just romance and lust.
However Aphrodite feels, she doesn’t guilt trip, blame, or hurt Gabrielle for it. At the end of the day, Gab means so much to her that Aphrodite wants her to be happy even if it’s not with her.
No ‘Friend Zone,’ no incel shit, no passive aggressive manipulation. She doesn’t take it out on Xena either, which would have been so easy, to push her towards Ares and take Gabrielle for herself. In another life, if Gabrielle had never met Xena, Aphrodite probably would’ve been the one, and Aphrodite knows it. She’s seen every range of love and lifetime possible, she knows pure love when she sees it.
But also, think about it, there would have been lifetimes where Gabrielle and Xena found each other in peace, no divine knowledge or intervention. Assuming we’re talking ancient Greece as a starting block, around 700bc, to now, that’s around 2700 years, divided by let’s say 80 years a lifetime, that’s about 33 lifetimes.
Depending on the time period and location, they probably were raised a different religion and prayed to other gods. It’d be so easy to become spiteful or petty - “well since you’re praying to someone else I might as well get what I want” - but she would still be hearing Gabrielle and Xena’s tiny prayers when they meet their soulmate.
The discovery of their queer identities, the heartbreaks along the way, the desperation and hiding. Then the first meeting of soulmates, first prayers and hopes, first kiss, time, married, domestic life, children, Aphrodite would hear it all time and time again.
But still, however painful to watch the woman you love spend eternity falling for someone else, she couldn’t bear to rob it of them. However she loves Gabrielle, after thousands of years, she still supports her in pure love and friendship in every lifetime.
HOW DID I MISS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING TAKE
Between ABBA releasing a new album and Fleetwood Mac starting up internal drama it's like it's the 70s again
New meme:
just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost
If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard
it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree
spock gets so high he almost becomes straight
Small furries will eat you and your ship
What happens to this one (1) Vulcan man’s brain will blow your mind
You can’t die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it
Just when you think you’ve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart
If everyone disappears, you’re likely to be trapped in your son’s science experiment.
If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.
area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his mom’s face
two bros rolling in the sand groping each other cause theyre not gay
two worms they are in love
getting back with your ex but oh no the government doesnt like that
Inheriting the family Ghost Slut
Quark and the gang desecrate a corpse
most influential man on the planet sleeps in your mom’s basement
Government official gets sick and whole station is suddenly horny
giant space slugs get the hots for your starship
Salty alien tries sucking the saltiest guy on the ship
Space nazis
Kirk fights Leonardo da Vinci over a woman
Alien women steals Spock’s actual brain and the crew have to move him around via remote control
Man Steals Worm
when bleachers said “you’ve been waiting your whole life to find someone who will stand in your storm” and when lorde said “baby really hurt me, crying in the taxi, said he made the big mistake of standing in my storm” and when fleetwood mac said “i’d like to leave you with something warm but i have never been a blue calm sea, i have always been a storm” and when halsey said “i’m the violence in the pouring rain, i’m a hurricane” and when the cardigans said “you’re the storm that i believe in and this peace has been deceiving” and when taylor swift said “but the rain is always gonna come if you’re standing with me” and when
Xena Warrior Princess//Sappho Fragment 94