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Please please please don't click those phishing texts
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
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What the fuck does the back end of this website look like
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Naughty & Trapper friendly interaction!
Barbara and little baby man Danny
Barbara had acquired an unexpected little companion
She first finds it sleeping on her keyboard and since then, it has stayed with her
"so...what are you little guy?" The creature in front of her tilted its head as if confused by her question
The creature in front of her had the upper body of a human and a lower body that resembled that of a snake
It has white glowing— literally glowing— hair that is flowing as if gravity doesn't apply to it and a pair of big and bright,almost toxic, green eyes
It just stares at her with it's big doe eyes before looking at his left
"what are you looking at?" Barbara looked toward where this creature is looking at and finds that it was looking at the open pack of gummy she bought not long ago
Its eyes shone brightly at the sight of the gummy bear packet
She looks at the creature back, then at the gummy pack, then at the creature again and then at gummy pack again before grabbing the packet and held it with both of her hands in front of the small creature
"you want this?" She asked
The big green eyes shone brighter
"this one?" She took out one from the packet
The creature nodded like a woodpecker
Barbara threw it in the air " catch!" The creature jumped and caught it with its mouth before settling on her laps and nibbled on the gummy
'It s so cute' Barbara thought as she watched it eat the gummy
"well buddy, you're mine now" she pet its head with her finger
" and Bruce be damned cuz I'm not gonna tell him because of the stunt he pulled last week"
Barbara then cooed at the creature for the next ten minutes
This little guy is hers now and nobody can take it from her
There are 2 heroes the league don't think *have* civilian identities, because why would the champion of magic and a ghost have civilian identities! Captain has admitted he lives at the rock of eternity, which is basically a pocket dimension, and Phantom is a ghost from the infinite realms!
Except, they occasionally mention things, that just confuse them so much, because when would they have had an experience like that???
Phantom and Captain Marvel aren't friends exactly, but as members of the "adoption bait" club they are brothers in arms so to speak.
They cover for each other's slip ups and a recent situation just adds to that. "Well, the Captain is my soul bonded and technically consort if you count the crown I don't use."
"As far as I'm concerned the 5th reincarnation divorce was final."
"You can't still be holding a grudge for that. The concubine was a temporary measure because of a diplomatic situation."
"A diplomatic situation I wasn't summoned for until after the wedding."
"I cut the bond literally days after you ran off back to your rock again. You agreed it was fine last incarnation!"
"Well it's not fine this one."
perceived skill
Who the fuck says "facebook it"
The girl CIA Agent reading this <3
70 retweets and 1628 quote tweets... I don't think the federal agent is having a good time
to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end
in my minds eye
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WTF are those obelisks on the right?…
Tasty obelisk fries..
“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.
“It’s digestible”
“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:
The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.” Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index. Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5] In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s. Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco. Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.
from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html
The more you know! :D
I have learned a new thing today.
Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated
I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.
but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!
Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.
Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food
And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes
This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.
It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post
the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.
Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo
Art grad student answer: it's the contrapposto.
This is a counterbalanced pose where the weight is rested on one leg and the hips and shoulders are tilted in opposite directions. It emphasizes the curves of the body.
Cuntrapposto.
Cuntrapusso
Never forget what they took from us.
For those asking how it compares today
and also
Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):
Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices
to be clear, the U.S. federal minimum wage in 1999 was $5.15/hour, so a worker who made the minimum wage could buy the items on that receipt with 41 minutes of work.
in 2026, the federal minumum wage is $7.25, so a worker who makes minimum wage would have to work 95 minutes--more than twice as long--to buy those same items.
not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.
I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer
American bento
this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple
Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night
This gets better every time i see it.
has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane