UglySaysWhat

Howdy, this is a strictly hilarious zone only. We stand up for equality and anything in good humor. Enjoy.

[ohmyfuckingoreos]

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

[jonsnowboard]

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

[rhube]

I love all three of them instantly.

[alentailleur]

This is so pure. I love it

[afronerdism]

I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute

[softlydivine]

90% of being a witch is getting these little random spurts of energy that make you want to create 10 spell jars, 6 altars, 7 sachets, 3 potions, 20 tarot spreads, 45 sigils, and a poppet all in the span of 5 minutes

[silver2u]

What kind of witch are you because I get the opposite, I’m 90% of exhaustion and make plans for 6 altars, 10 spell jars, 7 sachets, 3 potions, 20 tarot spreads, 45 sigils has a popper but I have no energy to do shit in 5 days.

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

Keep reading

[soft-septiceye]

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

[thesoftestlittlepuffball]

PLEASE help!

[iron-sunrise]

Well this isn’t good…

[headraline]

Fucking hell I thought this nonsense had been stopped?

(Nevermind youtubers and such, anyone wanting to do anything will be affected by this)

[videocraft]

[1dietcokeinacan]

My heart is so full

[lokisuggestion]

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

[silver2u]

Why doesn’t this have more notes omg 😍😍😍

[riotsnotdiets]

[yeahwehadatime]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

reblog to save a life

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[221cbakerstreet]

your son is Beautiful and Strong

[solitarelee]

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

[betheothergirl-deactivated20180]

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

[blackwoolncrown]

!!!!

[birbiebabies]

I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

He’s so handsome!!

[amazingxmen]

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

ooooOOOOOOO

[thugpumpkin]

Bring on the biracial thunder babies.

[lonelymountainking]

[xandwyrms]

#still all about that thororo

[the-kellephant]

Thororo is the best ship name ever.

[geekygothgirl]

I ship this SO hard. 

[dustrial-inc]

This is possibly one of the greatest pieces of comic art ever made.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

I never knew I needed this ship in my life

[theartofanimation]

Sishenfan  -  https://sishenfan.tumblr.com  -  http://sishenfan.lofter.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/verniykaze  -  https://twitter.com/sish3nfan  -  https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4456575

[silver2u]

HOLY SHIT

[ithelpstodream]

[oodlenoodleroodle]

Also:

http://www.epicdash.com/thousands-of-unsold-new-cars-are-being-abandoned-and-left-to-die-in-lots-this-is-insane/

“Overproduction isn’t merely a flaw of the system in the United States or at one car factory, it’s a worldwide problem. If we don’t figure out a way to repurpose cars or price them according to new economic standards, yards of abandoned cars will continue to fill.“

[unstablelesbianisotope]

….but I know so many people who need a car… who would benefit from any car, let alone a new one!! What…

[transenbyhollis]

its not like the economy would collapse or anything if they just… gave people the perfectly good resources that are wasting away, filling the space that apparently is becoming so valuable on this planet….

and if it would collapse. maybe it deserves to if it cant handle people being given things they need that would otherwise go to waste

[silver2u]

What the ever living fucking shit is wrong with these people who are letting them go to waste

[pogo106]

Me: where’s your flymask?

Horse: *pins ears*

Me:

[cutekittensarefun]

When you order your purrito off the dollar menu

[silver2u]

GIVE ME A HUNDRED.

[carrion-witch]

Witchcraft

• guess I get to vacuum again

• these wax bits are important

• my nails are feirce but I can’t shuffle my tarot cards

• 10% of the herbs actually made it into the tiny jar

• this rock is important

• my plants have names

• and personalities

• purse and pockets filled with rocks

• shit I left the amethyst on the windowsill

• pillowcase also filled with rocks

• the bed is grainy bc u threw SALT ON IT

• burned my fingers again

• these acorns: important

• oh my god I think my quartz is in the dryer

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Sweats

[silver2u]

This is just 😂 🙌🏻 accurate.

[zahraaxix]

DUDE my teacher canceled class the other day and so the next day we were all like oh no is everything ok?? and shes like “oh yeah its fine its just my wife wasn’t feeling good so i took her home, made her some soup, yknow fun stuff” and i swear everyone in class froze for a sec cuz we never knew she was a lesbian but then we spent a good 30 min of class time discussing whether her wife actually ate the soup cuz we all know she sucks at cooking

[titaniatargaryen]

this is beautiful

[decalexas]

I had a professor who would talk in class about her wife and their four daughters and it always made me go !!! inside. like, wooooow, family goals.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

In my undergrad, I took a module that had two lecturers teaching it. The first was very butch and would occasionally talk about how brilliant her wife was in the field and would talk about her kids and general family life. Then the other lecturer took over classes, and she would talk about her wife too, and how brilliant her wife was academically. Then they taught a class together and the penny dropped. They were talking about each other and both thought the other was the literal shit in their area of media. 

[vaspider]

It’s been delightful for me to watch my friends finally able to get legally married. Every time @crofethr says “my wife” it’s like a chorus of bluejays dance around behind her.

[hazelbeewitched]

I was at work at a deli a few weeks ago and this group of three women came in pretty late at night. One was the mother of one of them, and the other two were just being really cute and holding hands and cuddling and whatnot. One was leaning on the other and she seemed really tired, so her wife ordered for her and the mom was like, “Married for seven years, they know each others’ orders by heart” and I honestly felt like I’d been blessed

[saeryal]

one time a lecturer was discussing all the stupid reasons she’s been called up in front of the board (which include an actual formal accusation of witchcraft) and once a student accused her of homophobia and homophobic statements and she walked into the formal board hearing with her only prepared defense being “remember how I’m married to another woman ok thanks let’s go get lunch” 

omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful

[cozymello]

I’m an optician and one day I had 2 women, one blonde and one brunette, come in to pick up glasses. I had the blonde try on hers while the brunette was talking to one of my coworkers. When she put them on I said, “Oh looks like they’re not sitting straight.” Without missing a beat she said “Oh honey, nothing about me is straight,” and proceeded to pat her wife on the butt and say “Honey, did you hear what I said? It was really funny. Honey? Honey, I said nothing about me is straight.”

[kittykat8311]

this post cleared my skin watered my crops

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

one of my art teachers at college owned a little ranch house in northern california with her wife and just like a fuckton of chickens like so many chickens and she loved showing off how cute their house was getting because of all the renovations they were making to it i am so here for mountain farmer lesbians

[silver2u]

I’m just losing it over this entire post, just letting you know. ❤️

[kemiobsesses]

[theinturnetexplorer]

The fighting doesn’t just end after they come home.

Veteran Vision Project

[boreragnarok]

I will never not reblog this when it shows on my dash.

[dude-dude-dude-dude-dude-2]

If you aren’t a veteran please try at least to be compassionate. You may not understand what is in the mind of the warrior, but you can hold their hand, and seek to heal their heart.

Many hands make light of a heavy load. They bore your liberty; now help bear their pain.

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

Powerful

[mayleye]

This is now my favourite video

[silver2u]

Is nobody disturbed that Patrick's dick jiggled?