Still Simmering

I spoke too soon 26 she/her (Main) sides: @kill-me-soon @obsessed-with-nothing

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[honeymoongirl9]

yeah nobody is topping their proposal

[hashediedyet]

No, but two trespassers have seemingly free climbed the Empire State Building spire, flying a banner reading “when the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace” right before they got engaged.

The climbers are believed to be Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, both famous for scaling some of the worlds tallest buildings, often without any safety restraints, and were previously featured in the Netflix documentary “Skywalkers: A Love Story”, detailing how the fell in love through their neoartistic pieces and scaling heights.

[brightmoontrigon]

froggies going absolutely hogwild again

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of SpongeBob SquarePants episode title cards (1999)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Taco Bell Erotic Chalupa Supreme

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[c7b3rzp4c3]

--{🌸 Robots DO NOT support ICE!!

[luna-is-depressed]

Tumblr Fawns DO NOT support ICE!

[vanillabean5645]

Tumblr kind people and TADC fans DO NOT support ICE!

[deadlydevout]

Tumblr bunnies, fawns, and lambs do NOT support ICE!!!

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[oldfilmsflicker]

Birders, 2019 (dir. Otilia Portillo Padua)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[theweirdwideweb]

My legacy on this site I fear.

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[lordbelacqua]

GONE GIRL (2014) dir. David Fincher

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[iamprophet4profit]

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

[destroyscythe-heck]

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

[fluffy-critter]

I love how they’re evaluating him like a car

[musicalhell]

always reblog Maui, a great cat right there

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]