SimonSmiles

He/him | 21 | JRWI fan | Generally just a kinda queer kinda dude

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[oneheadtoanother]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[nudityandnerdery]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[teaboot]

"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period

[teaboot]

"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[soft-butch-cassidy]

everyone yelling "hide the yaoi" about fictional character shipping as if mark hasn't been put through the youtuber rpf trenches for years. he didn't survive septiplier only to be shocked by bloodymary

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[startagainaprologue]

you do not need to maintag Every Single One of your posts on your frequently updated roleplay blog i promise you

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“We are descended from the Witches you couldn’t burn!”

It’s a nice sentiment, I like the energy, I do. That said, I am actually descended from a “Salem Witch,” and my Ancestor, Mary Isham Towne, was not burnt at the stake, she was hanged by the neck until dead. We’re not savages y’know.

Furthermore, Mary Isham Towne was a churchgoing, god-fearing woman, who just so happened to be a widow who owned a piece of land that the local judge wanted to purchase, but which she refused to sell, and which he set out to acquire pretty much immediately after he sentenced her execution.

So, y’know.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My Grandmother on the other side was a practitioner of Women’s Reproductive Health for two decades in NYC, through the 70s & 80s. She and I had many illuminating conversations over the years about the ways in which Women are mistreated and what can be done to address it.

Her own mother had nearly bled out on their kitchen floor, once, when she was just a girl.

Great-Grandmother had had a brief affair, you see, and although she had ended it and reconciled with her husband, a bastard grew within her. Certain moralizing individuals might say that she should create an entire person as a punishment for a temporary transgression, but she was more humanitarian than that, and she had sought a then-illegal abortion. The practitioner had been more of the witchy type, and was untrained in proper medicine, and it very nearly killed Nana.

Grandmother never forgot.

And neither will I.

***

There is only one way for us to truly be a Civilized people, and it is by enshrining material protections for all citizens in law. The possession of a penis cannot be a prerequisite for the ownership of property, or a bank account, or indeed of your own body.

Protections for Women to decide about their own lives, from the ability to own a business, to the freedom to get a private and professionally performed abortion, must be enshrined in law, and enforced by those responsible for such.

I am descended from the Witches Who Were Hanged, and their ghosts whisper to me: that this fight is far from over, and far more important than many give it credit for, and that we cannot let our guard down for even one generation, lest the likes of Peter Thiel and Donald Trump send us back into a Dark Age.

Learn your history. Fight for your Sisters.

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

u guys scare me this is an untagged post Where are u coming from