⁂ Simple Slugs ⁂

Tis I, The Simple Slug! I love Pinterest, Editing, Fandoms, Humans, Animals, And Obscure Historical Facts!! This account is for whatever I feel like, free advice, and dramatic rants. (highschool junior) Ask me anything! Can't wait for someone to ask me about my shoelaces! /Star Wars/Harry Potter/Marauders/Narnia/TLOS/AOT/Swiftie/MLB(Ladybug, not baseball)/Fandom History and Internet Culture/ (Find me on Pinterest @SimpleSlugs)

[chocomars]

He’s going through it

[wheelie-sick]

if USPS has a million fans, I'm one of them

if USPS has 5 fans, I'm one of them

if USPS has 1 fan, that is me

if USPS has no fans, I'm no longer alive

if the world is against USPS I'm against the entire world

till my last breath I support USPS

I joke but actually USPS is the literal lifeline for so many housebound disabled people who receive lifesaving medications through it- especially housebound people in rural areas. so many private shipping companies do not serve rural areas. try getting anyone else to drive hours into the middle of nowhere to deliver. try it. not all disabled people live in urban areas. USPS saves disabled lives ‼️ without USPS many housebound disabled people will die.

USPS is a disability rights issue

[hazycola]

Being chronically ill is like having a curse where every 4 hours you get a random status effect, and most of which are debuffs.

Also you only have 1 action per day and long rests heal 2 hp. You're cooked.

[somekindofdisasterss]

All's fair in love and poetry...🤍

[victusinveritas]

[enbyzombies2]

abled ppl love the aesthetics of disability but they're so scared of actual disability

the angst of a panic attack or meltdown or seizure, the visual of scars and braces and crutches and nasal cannulas and hospital monitors beeping away, the idea of overcoming struggle and the limits of the human body. it's all beautiful whump for their gifs and fics and comics.

but the second they see someone needing an EMG or bronchoscopy, someone using a power chair and needing help getting into a building and advocating for their accessibility, someone using their inhaler, someone with stumps or disproportionate limbs, the mere idea of an ostomy bag or incontinence? you need to tag that, that's disgusting, that's triggering, nobody wants to see all of that.

fucking get with it. accept every aspect of it or don't even think about writing it.

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Top five gowns of 2023 as voted by my followers: Cheney Chan 2023 couture collection in first place

[simpleslugs]

My mouth literally dropped.

[simpleslugs]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[simpleslugs]

It drives me crazy when people claim that Luke's compassion comes from Padme. I love her, but she didn't raise him. She had less of an affect on his morals than Anakin did. Luke's compassion doesn't come from his uncle Owen either. It comes from his aunt Beru. The woman who took in a child at great personal risk and helped turn him into one of the galaxy's kindest. Beru made Luke compassionate: She made him care. Padme may have given birth to Luke, but Beru raised him. She was an incredible mother figure and shouldn't be discounted because she isn't blood related to him.

[catharsis-scrawled]

I don't get why people don't get Anakin and Padme. "Why would she get into a relationship with someone as unstable as Anakin?" Because miss "I'm going to major separatist planet geonosis to rescue Obi Wan and you better come along if you want to protect me" is crazy too in her own way.

[catchymemes]

[simpleslugs]

I'm crying

[simpleslugs]

Listen, I am still not over the fact that Jango Fett was paid in about 20 million credits and a kid. The Kaminoans discussed contract details and Jango specifically requested a son. He was also a weirdly stable father for the Star Wars universe. They just lived in their little apartment, safe from the rain, and went about their days. He really just wanted to raise his kid and get on with his life. Boba had a weirdly wholesome childhood for the world he grew up on.

[simpleslugs]

My favorite thing about Star Wars is the hilariously inconsistent descriptions of the force. Is it in us all? Is it magic? What is a midachlorian?! Who knows!! But, that silly lil monkey lizard in Jabba's palace is named Salacious B. Crumb, so there's that.

[anti-terf-posts]

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

[ashen-vulture]

we should consider that your mum is correct

[anti-terf-posts]

there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔

[viscerawizard]

just scrumbled past this

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

[simpleslugs]

It is very special to me that Din Djarin and Bo-Katan Krryze got so much time together in season three. Their friendship is so perfectly fragile. Neither of them seems to like the other, but they both respect each other. Bo-Katan thinks Din is a zealot for his helmet beliefs and Din doesn't quite understand Bo-Katan's mandalore obsession. It really hits especially hard when, in episode 2/ ch. 18, Bo-Katan hears the ship land and claims that she is going to shoot Din for bothering her. Yet, when she walks outside to find Grogu unaccompanied, she immediately sets out to rescue him. Neither of them would ever admit to being friends, but they would save each other's lives.

[mellie-mp3]

whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

[aveline-shepard]

[simpleslugs]

A legendary post.