I am so fucking close to meeting god:>

he/him 17 years old, just graduated highschool so yay me. Watching supernatural for the first time.

[simplyabsurd]

Hi, hello and salutations. My name is Danny, I am transmasculine, and my pronouns are he/him. I reblog to @dannysreblogs (you'll never guess what my name is wait no)

I am 17 and just graduated high school this year baybeee, only failed one class in my entire career!!!

feel free to send asks/dms

I am unwell and going through it rn but also I am the hottest shit

I am an avid fan of the following: Homestuck, dimension 20, hermitcraft, penelope scott, and heated rivalry :>

That's all for now, Goodbye and tip your waiters.

[takemyadvice-dontlistentome]

I adore when a fandom has symbiotic mlm/wlw ships its the best. they make cameos in each others fics and fanart. found family. solidarity and we are all holding hands

[crayongirl]

[billymayslesbian]

does anyone remember back during the big cancel culture scare where comedians would be criticized for including racist or otherwise bigoted material in their works and then go on this big "CANCELLED" tour and try to be as problematic and edgy as possible while talking about how no one would let them speak and we all agreed that was loser behavior? just thinking about that today for no particular reason

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[simplyabsurd]

i am obsessed with The Batman (2022)'s depiction of Bruce Wayne I want that man to sufferrrrrr

[simplyabsurd]

supernatural is food for my sad teenage soul

[simplyabsurd]

systems must have it rough cuz if I spent a fuck ton of effort making a decadent ass meal only to come bavk to conciousness fuck knows how long after the meal has been consumed I would cut a bitch! and they cant even cut the bitch who dun it because the bitch is in the brain!!

[simplyabsurd]

ive genuinely upset myself thinking about this happening to someone

[simplyabsurd]

systems must have it rough cuz if I spent a fuck ton of effort making a decadent ass meal only to come bavk to conciousness fuck knows how long after the meal has been consumed I would cut a bitch! and they cant even cut the bitch who dun it because the bitch is in the brain!!

[simplyabsurd]

recently for me is more like within the past five years

[simplyabsurd]

my lack of autonomy with my parents is pissibg me offfffffff why am i never alowed to say no you fucks are setting me up for failure

[fleshmesh]

Break the stereotype of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short middle aged men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi

He’ll make you bread

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[ladyofthebookcase]

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

[sparkspsps]

At what point can we just coexist and ship or not ship how we want

As someone who is on the aroace spectrum but also a multishipper, this is ridiculous,

[ladyofthebookcase]

[gutz-spl4tter3d]

I’m sorry but I’ve gotta agree with Sparks here. Cuz like. Yeah, the assumption everyone needs to be in a relationship is harmful and we should discuss it, but also the amount of people that have gotten told to take their own life over shipping is insane. Could we pretty please just coexist — this post does not even imply that either character is aro/ace, and even if they r the person ur ‘talking to’ has no way of knowing. Can we just be nice to each other please.

[simplyabsurd]

well this post isnt about bullshit shipping discourse, it's about amanormativity in fandom. Those are two different things. Hope this helps!! ♥︎

[ladyofthebookcase]

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

[atalana]

hello self proclaimed multishipper on tumblr. let's play a game. in front of you is an aro person venting understandable frustration about how 99% of fanworks and fan discussions in every single fandom always center around romance, regardless of whether or not the character in question would realistically want to date anyone. your challenge is to okay and you've already started calling op a violent anti. well the crusher machine-

[simplyabsurd]

not only "he wouldn't fucking say that" but also "what made you think he would fucking say that"

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

thee batman (2022) being really good and then getting its sequel pushed off for six years (and counting!!!) is genuinely so funny and what dc/wb deserves. no movie franchise ever works out for them and I hope none ever do.