I am so fucking close to meeting god:>

he/him I'm fighting the urge to call myself almost legal

[simplyabsurd]

Hi, hello and salutations. My name is Danny, I am transmasculine, and my pronouns are he/him. My , and I reblog to @dannysreblogs (you'll never guess what my name is)

I am 17 and am going to graduate high school this year baybeee, only failed one class in my entire career

Anyhow, and, anywho. I am humbly requesting that you refrain from bigotry and heavily sexual comments towards or about me, along with those strict boundaries, I am very scared of needles so if yall could find it in your hearts to not send me/reblog my posts with photos or videos of needles that would be greatly appreciated. (I will block you if you do such things >:])

I am unwell and going through it rn but also I am the hottest shit

I am an avid fan of the following: Dungeons and Dadies, OHSHC, Candies and Curses, TMA, TMagP, Fantasy High, Deminsion 20, The last dimension, many webtoons, and more.

I was wrong about books

That's all for now, Goodbye and tip your waiters.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[mackerelllll]

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

[positivelyqueer]

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

[lastoneout]

I do think it's really funny that Sam has this reputation for being a madman who tortures and humiliates his friends for fun and profit but then when you look deeper and remember that these are all comedians it becomes abundantly clear that every single person on that stage is a massive masochistic freak and the dynamic is more that post about BDSM that's like

Sub: Can you drug me and then tie me up naked and throw me in the back of your truck and drive me to an abandoned warehouse where you do fucked up science experiments on me?

Dom, notebook in hand: I don't know, that's scary.

Like that's the real Game Changer cast vs host energy it's not Sam being an insane god of chaos and pain torturing his friends who are semi-unwilling and scared it's Sam offering his comedian friends a space of unlimited possibility and watching them immediately go off the deep end and suggest making an episode based on Slender where they have one hour in a park at night to find 6 pages while Brennan—who is high on shrooms, blindfolded, and holding a broadsword—hunts them for sport. It's not Sam's fault all of his friends are dangerously insane, he's just trying to offer them enough enrichment that they don't start trying to eat each other. In one of the latest episodes the contestants essentially torture themselves for fun and one tries to give a kid a beer while the others cheer him on, trust me the contestants are SCPs and Sam is their handler. This is containment, not torture.

[lastoneout]

YOU, YOU GET ME 🤝

[i-dont-really-know-offical]

You know what they don’t teach you in history?

Frida Kahlo got cheated on by her husband. In an act of “revenge” to get back at him, she cheated on him, WITH THE SAME GIRL

[simplyabsurd]

ICON ICON ICON ICON

[simplyabsurd]

What. The. Fuck

[maidslime]

No more waiting, no more debating, go get your hrt. "I don't know if I'm really trans!" You are. Now go. "I'm scared!" We all were. Now go. "There's a long wait to be seen!" Go get your name on the list then. DIY if you need. "What if my friends don't accept me?" They weren't really your friends. Now go. "What if my spouse doesn't accept me?" Get a divorce. Now go. You do not need to continue to live in agony and depression to pretend to be someone else. Go get your hrt.

[maidslime]

The original incarnation of this post inspired SO MANY people to start hrt! I cannot help resolve every situation specifically, but most people can absolutely accomplish this step! If you want hrt GET IT

[simplyabsurd]

HAPPY TO SAY I have my first gender doctor appointment in a month :>

[helsex]

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

[simplyabsurd]

Me in middle school, god I was such a little freak

[simplyabsurd]

My metal state is getting very cut my own bangsy

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[simplyabsurd]

I'm handsewing the bottom of a skirt right now, she is on a dress form for ease of use. Making it so that to sew her nicely I need to duck under the skirt every so often. I feel like a prevert.

[simplyabsurd]

That middle school intrest that I lost love for is looking really crunchy to my almost an adult brain

[awesomesauceahhh]

[simplyabsurd]

Every time I have to deal with someone being stupid my active mental health crisis gets worse

Luckily the blocklist is infinite

[simplyabsurd]

Love imagining myself in chosen one scenarios but logically know I would straight up kill myself if the fait of the world rested on my shoulders

[anglaised]

me aged like 16 on tumblr: i have nothing to live for *capybara post* i hate this fucking world my mom choked me again today *anime voice acting post* i think im having hallucinations about the rats in the walls *picture of kaneki* i was gonna jump off the roof of the school today but some guy started rapping in front of me and it was so bad it made me too angry to stand

me aged 22 on tumblr: i love banana bread ^_^

[simplyabsurd]

I fear I may be doing what sixteen year old year you was doing, sorry to everyone who goes through my blog

[massepidemic]

Dirk and Roxy Enjoy Popsicle (this was completely improv so no bad comments)