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fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 2023 MASTERLIST
AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER Lu Ten and Zuko, Part 19 Zuko and Azula, Part 30 Lu Ten and Zuko, Part 20
BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA Secret Identity, Part 16
ENCANTO Augustin and Bruno, Part 3
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST Colonel Elric, Part 4 Sacrifice is Free, Part 12 Colonel Elric, Part 5
GODS AND MONSTERS Achilles and Patroclus
HADES GAME Living Blood, Part 8
HARRY POTTER Professor Riddle, Part 15 Mermaid Draco, Part 19 SIAT Minerva and Hagrid Draco and the Twins, Part 32 SIAT Remus’s Career Slytherin Harry, Part 15 Harry and the Twins, Part 25 SIAT Millie SIAT Dumbledore SIAT Percy and Tonks
KIM POSSIBLE Crossed Lines
MERLIN Ygraine, Part 3 Ygraine, Part 4
MR. QUEEN Yes, My Queen
NARUTO Orochimaru Adopts Naruto, Part 13
STAR TREK Jim Sybok Buddy Fic, Part 1 Jim Sybok Buddy Fic, Part 2
STAR WARS Ben and Poe, Part 2
UNTAMED First Disciple Wei Wuxian, Part 12 Lady Mo, Part 24 Marriage Assassin WQ, Part 7 Lady Mo, Part 25 Lady Mo, Part 26 Lady Mo, Part 27 Wangxian Time Travel, Part 8 Lady Mo, Part 28 Figure Skating AU Lady Mo, Part 29 Servant WWX, Part 2 Lynchpin WWX Lady Mo, Part 30 Jiang Cheng Time Travel, Part 2 WWX, LXC, and NMJ are Best Friends
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Not doing great right now so let’s not make it worse
When everything’s going to shit but you’re on a kids show.
You know she had a million curses in that big ass head she got
Teen Idle by MARINA
Duke: Never have i ever fucked someone out of spite. Dick and Jason, taking a shot. Tim: Not surprised at all. Dick: Look i was a rebellious teen and made some bad life choices, cut me some slack. Jason: The Golden boy being rebellious? How shocking. Dick: Real funny Jay don't think i didn't see you taking a shot too. What's your excuse?. Jason: Sex is cheaper than therapy and less destructive than blowing up an entire city.
Well, no, Jason’s excuse is that older villains keep trying to get into his pants and, well, sometimes you just need to buy a new motorcycle>>
Someone; Don’t you have any morals?
Jason: Sure do, and new armament straight from some not-so-legal sources that i didn’t have to pay a dime for.
Jason: And this new leather jacket? Butter-fucking-soft. With hidden armor panels.
U see this kryptonite Bizarro needed? Didn’t pay a dime or kill a soul for it
Poor baby no one likes to know who their parents are sleeping with
Do u think anyone tries to stage an intervention only to have it backfire spectacularly as its not just villains Jason has been shagging and everyone they try to bring in to back them up gas done the dirty with him at some point
Alright… been a while since I’ve done one of these here. But this was too fun.
______________________________ Bruce feels the tension in the room ratchet up higher and higher the more he talks. He knows it’s awkward for everyone but…
“I know this is… a very awkward, personal thing to ask,” he says, voice steady and much more confident than he feels. “And I know that it’s not your problem but… I’m desperate. Jason won’t listen to me. He respects all of you, trusts you in a way he’ll never trust me… maybe he’ll see reason if it comes from you.”
Unsurprisingly, Clark looks supremely uncomfortable and Jordan looks smug as ever with a big grin stretching ear to ear and promising nothing good. But Bruce is a little surprised to see Diana shift uneasily in her seat. Arthur clears his throat and Bruce can hear Barry’s foot tapping inhumanly fast under the table.
They’re all unusually quiet.
“Like I said, I know it’s asking a lot. Maybe it will still work if I do the talking and you just sit there supportively.”
Clark goes pale, Barry’s eyes go wide and dart to Jordan who’s choking.
“He’s here now,” the Green Lantern asks, suddenly looking much less self-assured.
“Waiting outside,” Bruce answers, narrowing his eyes at his fellow Leaguers. He expected reactions from them all but… not the ones he’s getting.
Still, Jason won’t listen to him but the younger man speaks very highly of the others, especially Diana. It’s Bruce’s last chance.
There’s a flurry of motion behind him as he turns to get the door, and Diana says “Bruce, wait. Perhaps—” then the door slides open.
Bruce motions a confused but amused Jason into the Watchtower’s conference room. When he turns to follow his son in, everyone is on their feet looking sheepish. Everyone except Barry who seems to be trying to burrow into his seat and disappear.
“What’s going on, B?” Jason asks after smirking at everyone, looking for all the world like a cat who’s just cornered a mouse.
Ignoring that, Bruce soldiers on; a man on a mission. And no one does missions like Batman.
“We’re concerned about your… relationships with certain dangerous individuals,” Bruce starts. He tries not to read too much into the way Jason’s face lights up like a Christmas tree or the sharp, edge that creeps into the boy’s smile. “You’re most recent… transaction—" and it’s all Bruce can do to keep from vomiting on the words, “—with Luthor is cause for extreme alarm.”
Behind Bruce, Clark inhales sharply and Bruce turns just in time to catch the flicker of… jealousy? the flits across Superman’s face before the big blue boy scout says, “You slept with Lex?” in a tone much darker than Bruce has ever heard from him before.
“Maybe,” Jason answers, gaze locking onto Clark like a laser. “Someone wouldn’t help me find the Kryptonite I needed to save my friend. Had to explore… alternative options.” Jason’s eyes glint mischievously and Bruce can see the points of his teeth. “Does that break the terms of our understanding?”
Bruce blinks, his own attention snapping to Clark. But the other man is glaring at Jason with a look Bruce has only ever seen when he’s affected by Red K.
“Yes,” Superman growls.
Jason steps forward and rests the heels of his hands on the table, leaning in, smile wide and wicked. “Whoops,” he says way too playfully for Bruce’s comfort. “Guess you’ll have to punish me then.”
Bruce’s brain blanks and he’s only vaguely aware of Jordan’s loud, jealous cough and Jason laughing. He barely hears Diana chime in and Jason comment about “the last time with the lasso.“
“What,” he asks, voice cracking in barely contained rage and betrayal, “the hell is going on?“
Everyone has the decency to abruptly look frightened again. Everyone but Jason—who looks smug—and Diana—who looks unconcerned.
“Are-are you all fucking my son?” he snarls, low and threatening.
“Not all of us,” Barry mutters from the shelter of his chair, then blushes and tries to disappear again.
Bruce can’t tell if Allen is feeling left out or rejected but he’s about to start pummeling people anyway.
“Aw, don’t worry Flash. I’m sure we can work something out,” Jason says with a wink.
The sound that comes out of Bruce isn’t anything human, nothing approaching language. It’s pure, animalistic rage.
Jason turns back to him, leaning his hips against the table and crossing his arms. A broad, self-satisfied smile splits his face.
“Told you it wasn’t just villains, B.”
God this is what i pay my internet for
That’s a whole ass mood, right there.
I’m just imagining @whumpbby sitting back and watching the chaos that this post became.
Like this:
Guys, listen, I am in love with this TT Genuine love.
But how about…
How about a Jason that desperately tries to hide form Bruce where his new stuff comes from, because he just got back with the family and doesn’t want to blow it, and he’s not above stuffing Slade underneath the bed to keep the secret? XD
Like, running a successful crime syndicate takes some doing and needs good networking skills;]
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS
THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BRUCE CHARACTERISATION
Two Types of People on November 1st
Type 1: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGLING-
Type 2: HALLOWEEN WAS ONLY ONE MINUTE AGO, AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER YOU HEATHEN
Make your own Magical Girl/Boy Attack ✨💫🎀
Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁
First Letter of your name
A - Ethereal
B - Miracle
C - Sparkling
D - Celestial
E - Beautiful
F - Magical
G - Shining
H - Dramatic
I - Twinkling
J - Royal
K - Elegant
L - Imperial
M - Lovely
N - Angelic
O - Resplendent
P - Dancing
Q - Evanescent
R - Wondrous
S - Heavenly
T - Divine
U - Iridescent
V - Dreaming
W - Splendid
X - Glorious
Y - Alluring
Z - Ephemeral
Birthdate
1 - Diamond
2 - Blood
3 - Love
4 - Starlight
5 - Lunar
6 - Rose
7 - Heart
8 - Aqua
9 - Cosmic
10 - Midnight
11 - Twilight
12 - Rainbow
13 - Lightning
14 - Venom
15 - Butterfly
16 - Flame
17 - Dragon
18 - Fairy
19 - Ice
20 - Galaxy
21 - Velvet
22 - Snow
23 - Spirit
24 - Rebel
25 - Soul
26 - Serpent
27 - Tiara
28 - Blossom
29 - Crystal
30 - Nightmare
31 - Layer
Birth month
January - Flash
February - Kiss
March - Burst
April - Beam
May - Convergence
June - Storm
July - Blaze
August - Fist
September - Shower
October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)
November - Shot
December - Embrace
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials
You won’t regret it I promise
……wow
OMG?
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wtf?!
ENDGAME SPOILER DON’T LOOK
Loki has two moods: dying and stealing the tesseract.
Thor 1: Loki dies
Avengers: Loki steals the tesseract
Thor The Dark World: Loki dies
Thor Ragnarok: Loki steals the tesseract
Infinity War: Loki dies
Avengers Endgame: Loki steals the tesseract
this gets funnier with each passing year
