Plant Punk from Pluto.

I'm so many levels of irony deep that I've forgotten what humor is.

[sinnamemerollz]

Right, so, anyone know that illustration of the otherworldly lush store, that has like, monster/demon employees and customers? Anyone know the name of the artist? This is a cry for help

[gayjomarch]

Katie Leung (aka Cho Chang’s actress) said fuck the police and fuck JK Rowling

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[im-the-batmann]

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

[kiiakostet]

"I'm not fucking going anywhere."

i finished listening to TAZ:Balance and i'm not okay || my instagram

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire-deactivated20181203]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[xenobium-deactivated20180227]

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

[tygermama]

Thank you for making real life a little more surreal

[finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva]

The Fellowship as furbies

Gimli:

Legolas:

Aragorn:

Boromir (with a hobbit):

Sam:

Frodo:

Merry and Pippin:

Gandalf:

[frogfully]

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[ammnontet]

[lokwe]

he made the oceans

[lesbiansforboromir]

God talking about magic in Tolkien you know I thought I kinda had it settled in my head, I’d accepted it’s kind of rare and unknowable nature you know? But then I reread Concerning Hobbits and like…

There’s a sentence that basically says ‘Hobbits didn’t study magic because they just didn’t go in for that sort of thing’ which fucks me up royally because it gives us two pieces of information.

- Magic can be studied 

- Hobbits COULD have had magic but they didn’t want it

I’ve been assuming that Magic’s some inherent thing that requires a process of making and some element of mysticism and a little Valar influence thrown in but no! No apparently you can just read a book like… this isn’t HoME stuff this is Lord of the Rings secure 100% accepted canon material that we now have to just deal with! This means fucking Pippin could have been a Wizard if he’d studied hard enough! We have to process that! John! Did you ever think of that?! 

[explorersaremadeofhope]

also, Dwarves have magic. apparently. they can put curses on things. he just.. casually threw that one out there and never mentioned it again.

[lesbiansforboromir]

Yeah!!! Like the Shire just has a bunch of stated ‘clearly magical’ toys all about the shop. Like! What!

[backofthebookshelf]

I mean, everybody thought that the Necromancer was just some human with a weird research specialization.

[zzdigital]

The tone of Lord of the Rings changes significantly when you learn that Sauron isn’t his name but an elvish pun on it that basically means “that mother fucker”

[sleepy-salami]

especially when you learn that he kept calling himself smth like “Mairon the Admirable” or “Tar-Mairon” (King Excellent), despite all the Middle-Earth calling him “Stinky” (elv. saura - “foul, evil-smelling, putrid” ).

[faustandfurious]

Celebrimbor, upon discovering that Annatar was Sauron all along: Oh damnit, pranked by old Smellypants

[alobun]

Healing

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

brooklyn (19)99

[mybisexualwife]

[thtdamfangirl4]

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

[gregwuzhere]

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

[famicom]

Raiden would kind of annoy me if I didn’t know that his appearance was specifically caused by a woman writing to Kojima that she likes metal gear but didn’t like playing as an “old man” and wanted to play as an attractive dude. Like he literally made the protagonist of this super serious military game a prettyboy solely because of this. Kojima said women’s rights

[famicom]

OK BITCH I SEE THAT THING….!

[famicom]

literally this image is making me react viscerally my brain has no clue how to process this. someone lovingly crafted raiden’s fat ass and posed him like this and it advanced feminism by 30000 years

[famicom]

his fucking EYELINER… the amount of conditioner this man uses

[famicom]

YES MAKE A SCENE YES YES CARDI B YES FUCK YO D P YES YES CUT IT LOOK AT THE HIPS LOOK AT THE HIPS

[famicom]

APPARENTLY HE LITERALLY CANONICALLY HAS A BIG DICKASBHVGYUIASHVDYSGKHFJGAVYUEJNGADWEBSGKFDH KOJIMA

[klonpa]

op kept scrolling yhrough their blog for funny content and videos during our robotics meeting and lost their entire mind everytime they found this post

[famicom]

It’s because all of it is correct and should be preserved in the library of congress for its cultural significance

[famicom]

[famicom]

women’s rights.

[famicom]

Kojima sat down in his office one day and just decided to end misogyny and homophobia by designing raiden and his fat fucking ass

[tymethief]

Alright but let’s not forget about the fact that his cyborg feet are just high heels. Raiden’s out there working it every single day of his life.

[sarahtheferret]

“the BoRhap movie execs/writers took too much creative license” ok but listen

here is the Main Tea -

Movie:  Freddie stayed sad & single™ after Mary broke up with him, and he missed her dearly for the rest of his life even as she grew more and more distant.

Reality:  Freddie was sad when Mary broke up with him (who wouldn’t be?), but they remained lifelong friends who cared deeply for one another.

Movie:  Freddie was lonely all the time.

Reality:  Freddie was afraid of loneliness, so although he was shy & private, he made a point to never be alone.

Movie:  The first relationship Freddie ever had with a man was toxic.

Reality:  Freddie dated several men (who were loving and nontoxic) before he met Paul.

Movie:  Freddie’s solo career caused Queen to split up.

Reality:  It didn’t even cause an argument let alone a split because everyone else (besides Deaky) had already done solo stuff.

Movie:  Roger’s first move upon meeting Freddie was to make him feel self-conscious because of his teeth.

Reality:  Freddie was already self-conscious about his teeth because kids at school used to call him Bucky.  Roger was still a savage but he wasn’t an asshole.

Movie:  Freddie met Roger and Brian on the same night he auditioned to be their lead singer.  They didn’t trust him at all though until he proved he could sing.

Reality:  The boys were all good friends, and Freddie constantly showered Smile in praise while also offering up bits of advice for how to improve their performances.  One of those bits of advice was “you need me as your lead vocalist.”  (He also couldn’t sing that well – Roger would later comment that Freddie sounded like an amplified sheep in the early days.  And Freddie lovingly described Roger’s falsetto as “that dog-whistle pitch.”)

The trash conclusion a lot of people have jumped to:  the movie was bad because it had more drama than Freddie’s actual life

An actual good conclusion:

1) the movie was good because it had drama a plotline and it was also set in a stunningly-accurate atmosphere with living proof of time travel a great cast.

2) meanwhile, irl Freddie lived a happy life filled with good times spent among friends, and we can live in peace knowing he wasn’t nearly as miserable as he was in the movie.

[im-happy-at-home]

Say it louder for the people in the back