Fucking Shit up since 1998

Just some random German queer ♏ Life is a joke and so am I

[appalachian-in-2103-deactivated]

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[headspace-hotel]

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

[moodycow210]

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

[grannyhotline-deactivated202603]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wh……….

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

[momowaowa]

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s still going y'all!!!!

[slimate]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

[emmersdrawberry]

The Old God that runs the internet

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

[surprisebitch]

the great con

[thenewborndeity]

This felt like reading those old 39 clues novels.

[pictures-of-dogs]

HEY.

high five

[pictures-of-dogs]

don’t leave me hanging!

[ursa-ironii]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ryebreadgf]

[syrenki]

[sinner-and-a-satan]

HI are you single?

Depends on who's asking 😘😉

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[queenoftheblackpuddlexoxo]

Spiderman AU where the Green Goblin is just Norman Osborn running around in these:

Might I add:

[queenoftheblackpuddlexoxo]

YES PLEASE

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Does he require footwear?

[pixelartpeach]

So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!! SPREAD THIS PLS!!!

[the-lafayettebaguette]

[bathroomcube]

What are your pronouns

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Intel Core i5-10400F CPU

16.0 GB RAM

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[fuxed-deactivated20240304]

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

[zkriiwewe]

Everything you see isn’t the colour you see it as. It is instead every colour EXCEPT the one you see. You perceive that colour due to that spectrum of light bouncing off the object and going zoorp into your eyeballs.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok this does genuinely piss me off actually

[ailithnight]

Your eyes also see things upside down but your brain flips it rightside up again.

And y’know how goats are known for having those horizontal eyes that twist around in their sockets so that they always see parallel to the horizon? Human eyes do that too.

[the-clouds-are-talking]

oh no this is much worse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is so much worse

[theeverdream]

More body weirdness ahead:

What’s really worse is that some people can control it. So that they ask you to stare into their eyes and then, with their head completely still, you can see them rotate their eyeballs.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*rolls my eyes at you and then to your horror rolls them AGAIN*