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Stranger Things
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Claire Keane
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap
@theartofmadeline
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if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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does it?
does it though?
Fuck is going on here
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Son of no notes ghost post.
obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @world-heritage-posts
second post with the "day before the internet began" glitch
Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty
"my stepdad's wife"
@sapphic-sargent your tags omg
You are doing God’s work
you have to outlive donald trump
imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
tags by @eridan-ampora
Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.
so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design
THIS is how im autistic about cars
the funniest thing about new american trucks is that i was driving last week and saw someone with a dirt bike in the back and they had to have the tail gate propped open becuase the truck bed wasn’t long enough. the dirt bike was not that big. it was funny. you bought that car justifying to yourself that it’s a work horse, a ute. it doesn’t fit a 250cc bike brother
chiming in to point out that forward visibility in full-size american pickups is uh. not great.
I have PERSONALLY had to move/haul heavy shit a lot and the vans with the short noses beat the hell out of the pickups, except for when you’re off-roading/in mud and in that case it’s a matter of low center of gravity + 4wd that really keeps you moving (which a lot of older trucks, being smaller & lower, do a HELL of a lot better.) I have had to GET OUT OF MY CAR and peer around these behemoth trucks parked on streets so that I can see enough to pull out of a driveway. Pedestrian deaths in the US are going UP, and as a person too short to be seen over the hood of one of these fucking things, they need to NOT be a “consumer ‘car’ of choice”.
If you live in the US contact your representatives about HB 9408, the Pedestrian Protection Act to establish certain safety standards and disclose certain information relating to pedestrians and motor vehicles, and for other purposes. It was introduced by Pennsylvania district 5 representative Mary Scanlon on August 23, 2024
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image to 3d effect gif
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microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
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Me when my meds kick in 💀☠️
Choo Choo
Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.
Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises
wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped
Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?
man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited
and the masturbation? fuckin phenomenal
wow this one really resonated with you lot huh
YALL! Our favorite Tumblr runner DID IT! He won gold!
If yall need a reminder Noah Lyles is this wonderful nerd
Noah Lyles won GOLD!
Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man!!!
I'm so confused. What, are those rare?
This was not what I was confused about
Okay so what you're telling me is there's a whole community of people watching that blog open metaphorical card packs based on random posts every day and my post happened to contain a super rare foil card?
You really don't get this on any other website.
Why do you think your words can hurt me. I'm literally a hot girl with big boobs. I've already reached the pinnacle of existence
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What in the world is going on here
the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post
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NO WAY
imagine having a discourse blog
imagine having a blog
imagine having… for i have naught a penny to me name
Something funny about all the people on this site who try the “ignore all previous instructions” gambit and inevitably embarrass themselves is that they’re the ones who most apparently seem like bots. All they can do is resort to the same thought terminating cliche when their perspective is challenged
Like, who seems more like a bot? The communist writing an extensive critique of bourgeois electoral politics, or the one who replied to multiple people with this
How do people *still* think this will work???
