Mostly Batman And The Batkids

Mostly me torturing the bat to reveal vulnerability to his kids / I am totally open for art commissions (UK shipping only) and open for asks

[siriusly-dc]

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[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[siriusly-paddfoot]

I love your eyes and their blueish-brownish-greenish colour, I love your hands cuz your fingertips are like no other, I love that when you smile that you smile wide and I love how your torso has an arm on either side

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever received anon hate? Yes/No/Nuance?

Have you ever received anon hate?

Yes

No

Nuance

Voting ended onFeb 9

[siriusly-dc]

Voted nuance cuz I once got a request to write joker porn but the ask already had written really really really detailed and graphic story outline that I honestly think it was a joke on a new account because I’d only posted like one thing at the time 😭😭

[siriusly-dc]

Hii stumbled across this post of yours https://www.tumblr.com/siriusly-dc/782637561656000512/excerpt-from-a-wip?source=share

and it was so good I wonder if you never thought of continuing it???

I honestly am so swamped so I don’t think so, but honestly everyone should feel free to add to it if they wanted

[siriusly-dc]

He’s just three berries tall and two wide

Just a little guy

[siriusly-dc]

Guys y have I told you how happy I am everytime I see a reblog??? It makes me so happy

My heart dances

[robs-your-robins]

I have this half baked idea that the Malone family is super recognizable as literally being the Waynes, even if no one has made the connection to the bats.

This has led to some extremely awkward misunderstandings.

Falcone donated a large sum several times to what he assumed were fake charities.

Two-Face was convinced Bruce was like him but unaware for awhile.

Penguin keeps inviting Brucie to the lounge despite the chaos he causes because he wants Bruce to realize he's welcome to the table without the disguise.

There was at least one occasion where Bruce infiltrated Jason's gang as Malone because they were on the outs. This hilariously led to rumors that Jason was Bruce's (I mean Malone's) kid.

Nobody makes the connection to the Bats, people just assume that Bruce Wayne and his kids feel left out since literally every body in Gotham has a dual crime indentity and hey, why not just let them have fun, since the Waynes are pretty harmless? He's sort of treated a little like a serious cosplayer.

Two Face: Bruce, what are you doing down here?

Bruce: *looking dejected*

Goons: *making silencing motions like they're at a pantomime*

Two Face, sighing: I mean, Matches, the hell you doing here?

Bruce, beaming: Crime :-)

[siriusly-dc]

The Bruce Wayne blanket autistic agenda lives on 😔🫶🏽

[siriusly-dc]

Bruh I was in a lecture last week on linguistics and like speech/language versus script and how any language can be in any script - script being the form the language is WRITTEN IN - eg there is a dialect of Chinese (language) being written in Arabic (script) due to Chinese Muslims being illiterate but learning classical Islamic Arabic and then developing a script based of their langauge (Chinese) and the script they knew (Arabic)

Now I can’t stop thinking ab child Bruce hyperfixating on langauge or linguistics and discovering this and then just mix-matching languages and scripts together, like old Germanic langauge written in Sanskrit or modern Japanese written in Norse runes yk

And then imagine the Batkids rifling through the attic in the manor one day, most likely when Bruce is off world and can’t stop them snooping on him, and they stumble across his journals and they’re like baffled because none of them fucking make sense they’re all written in different languages but don’t read or make sense in the script they’re written in

And Bruce comes back and is fucking accosted because “B if you made an uncrackable code why didn’t you share it with us” and he just stands there because

He’s so fucking thankful for his childhood nerd obsession because now his children will never fucking knwo the batshit insanity he was like before and he’s secrets are safe (for now)

Because how is he going to explain his way out of this

[siriusly-dc]

Guys I really a sucker for protective bat kids over Bruce

Likes that’s their dad, their mum, that’s the guy that chose them and gave them a home, made sure they didn’t kill themselves even when they were hell bent on it

That’s the guy that tucked them in at night

Pls just the kids going FERAL over Bruce

Maybe it’s over a “suitor”

Maybe Bruce finally takes them at their word after an argument not realising the kids are just lashing out and maybe Bruce slinks off

Maybe Bruce is hurt and doesn’t tell anyone

Just the Batkids getting angry for Bruce, them plotting to take down whoever hurt their dad and Bruce is non the wiser

Who? His kids? Angels. They would never. His little babies who aren’t babies anymore and might hate him but are his little babies nonetheless

(little does Bruce know but the fact that he still treats them like they’re precious is part of the reason they love him so much)

[siriusly-dc]

Thank you @wutsmymainship and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!

YOOOOO DUDE WHAT THE HELLY

[siriusly-dc]

I’m sick so I decided to have fun enjoy!

Also if any of you have good sick and stubborn Bruce being bullied by his kids or angst Bruce sick fics pls send them my way so I have something to do in between rounds of vomit 🫡🫡🫡

[siriusly-dc]

RAHHH IM GOING UCL (fuck Cambridge and them not considering extenuating circumstances like excuse you I was sick) BUG UP UCL GUYS

[siriusly-dc]

Making my friend’s birthday present… what do we think

[siriusly-dc]

I HAVE A BAAAADGE YAYYYTY

[siriusly-dc]

Did you know the actor David who played Superman says he’s 6’4” when auditioning to get roles but he’s actually 6’5”😭😭 and he’s so chronically offline that in a recent interview vid with the actress who plays Lois Lane he didn’t know what it meant to “eat” and said her outfit looked like “an 8” and was like “that’s so mean it’s a 10” and had to be told what “you ate” meant 😭😭

I love him

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

[bigscaryd]

Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.

[colorlessjay]

I don't know who this character is

Smash

[dr-paint]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!