Janet Knows

He/him • 19 • Grixis • Swifties dni

[sisterhoodofkarnliberated]

I could fix him.

[littleguysdaily]

jevil and spamton. 😶🧃🧍‍♂️👎

Who let these assholes in here!?

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[lesbianralzarek]

"ral's an otter on bloomburrow!" ral's an otter on ravnica as well, bloomburrow aint special

[p4nishers]

god. GOD. the underlying anger in everything terry writes really IS apparent in hogfather bc fuck u mean this is how things should be? no the fuck it shouldn't. poor people shouldn't have to be satisfied with what they get, that's just fucking capitalism. i REALLY like that terry decided to use death as projection for what he thinks bc death doesn't know anything and it has to be explained to him and by it being explained to him it shows how fucking stupid those things are. bc ok here's this world where an equivalent of santa ACTUALLY exists and, because it mirrors our world, it's still unjust. santa actually fucking exists in this world and he could give ANYONE ANYTHING bc he's essentially a god and people gave him that power by making him up, BUT because ppl imagined him in a way that poor people don't get shit (like they usually do) and rich people get EVERYTHING they want, he exists like that. whereas death has seen the absolutely WORST of humanity and he STILL thinks that's bullshit and it's not how it should be, it's just how it goes. bc capitalism is always capitalism where there's money and the world will always be fucked up as long as there are oppressor to hold it up. like i just.

[virimovedagain]

i am so full of cereal

[sisterhoodofkarnliberated]

that can't be healthy

[pukicho]

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

[pukicho]

Listen here you small, little freak

[iniro]

garfield crossing 🏠

[agendercryptidlev-deactivated20]

Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

[beesmygod]

merry christmas

[littleguysdaily]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[isa-ghost]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[illusion-of-death]

[ID: a gif of someone dressed as Santa parkouring across two roofs. There is a thick layer of snow everywhere, and it is night. /end ID.]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

What trend amongst Taylor Swift's fans is OP discussing?

Why does OP come up with a list of female (and two nonbinary) pop singers who are attracted to women?

Ultimately, what is the message OP makes in the original post?

What issue with the list OP provided are multiple people in the notes described as having?

Discuss with a mutual: why might have ericrmalice falsely believed OP is saying Taylor Swift is bi?

[crazy-brazilian]

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

What sort of scenario does this image suggest happened?

Is it reasonable to be permanently banned from using a calculator?

Why do you think this image was created?

[ibrayeet]

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

[mtgtips]

Banding creatures won't be blocked as no one wants to figure out how blocking them works

Magic the Gathering tip: banding is a fun mechanic that you should run in all of your decks without looking up how it works first

[sumrot]

[aranock]

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

[biglawbear]

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking