precious little bhaal-babe

careful, there are heroes about. || main @mhninaeidethea

[artist-rat]

quick existential crisis vibe check 👍

[guava-jelly-and-nightmares]

Wyll/Karlach yuri obsession was not on my 2024 bingo card

[madbalalaika]

Buy me a Ko-fi ☕💗

[orcboxer]

hot things to say during sex

cursed to put my hands on everything

hells. something just woke up down here

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have

these boots have seen everything

ALL IS ASH AND MEAT

no one back home will ever believe this

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[quibbs]

just letting you all know i keep a folder full of funny tags on my jaheira art.... makes me grin makes me smile

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[jewishsora]

all drow women know is contemplate they skull, tend to mushrooms, express violence, adjust armor, plot future, and be bothered by the sun.

[los-feratu]

[aj-has-moved]

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it

[forestborg]

I’ve been busy but! It’s Valentines Day, so here’s a quick sketch of these two smooching 😊

[shithowdy]

astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"

[neenarchive]

i love having minthara in my party because she will just say insane shit unprompted.

[baldursgatekeepgaslightgirlboss]

"My name is Wyll, but the people of the Sword Coast call me the Blade of Frontiers"

Gabe Hicks cosplaying Wyll Ravengard. (Twitter) Photographer: molkerphoto (Instagram)

[zevrans-archive]

[wizardarchetypes]

Okay to explain again, UMG took all of their music off TikTok over licensing disagreements, muting millions and millions of already made videos, and now all the TikTok dancers and fancam editors are just using any sounds they can think of so we’re getting stuff like

Kahoot quiz Wyll

[jansendraws]

packed

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