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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more
two glasses of wine and i start showing ankle
lamitt and ardbert
rough sketch of some zelda and midna outfit designs for a pic I'm working on!
both are very heavily based on Burgundian styles from the mid/late 1400s
Outfit 21: Astrologian
"When Venat gazed up at the heavens, did she see the same stars as we today? Midgardsormr flew through the heavens and happened upon a Sundered world. What would have happened had he chanced upon Her reflections instead? I shall ask him, if I yet live when he awakes."
Glamour Recipe below cut
random question:
what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?
The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me
Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.
Luigi probably fucks though.
#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now
So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.
Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.
Ok but why is Luigi different
displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.
Similarly, I don’t know if Peach could comprehend the concept of sex. There is no light beyond that blank stare. She doesn’t not understand anything besides baking and being a princess
Daisy fucks nasty
Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.
What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club
It's crucial to help her escape from comphet
dishonored 1 is literally 2 dollars on steam right now blease do yourself a favor and acquire/play it if you haven't already
duckduckgo Are camo pants secretly leftist or ironically fascist
duckduckgo Can pants be fascist
duckduckgo Most leftist type of pants
duckduckgo Camo bell bottoms
duckduckgo Will girls make fun of me at the gun range
duckduckgo When girls make fun of you is it good or bad
duckduckgo Are bell bottoms fascist
duckduckgo Is ironic fascism secretly leftist
duckduckgo Are pants fascist
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 Playstation 2 2007
Half-dead, half-machine, all rage
MY BROTHER ; THE PARASITE
People die, and sometimes they come back. Your brother is one of those. Even as his body rots and his mind unravels, he still has control over you— just like when you were kids.
A short, interactive story about a corpse, a complicated sibling relationship, and the things we forget. Made in Twine. Written, illustrated, and coded in about three weeks for the IFComp.
Content warnings included on the itch.io page and in the story itself.
|| PLAY HERE! ||
HEY GUESS WHAT. this little piece of work got shortlisted for an international intfic writing competition. you guys should go read the stuff that won
happy pride month
A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?
chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it
me: oh yeah for sure man
i really like that when the real sphene gets angry she starts talking like royalty
part of the real sphene's character arc: learning how to be herself again through formal language and anger