The Circus of my Mind

Hi I'm Dwayne 28 Band Geek at Heart Music is a huge part of my life Joined the military still dk why. I barely like people but all about puppers. I'm more fragile than I seem take that as you want. 69 Tubas Drinking 1 Angry Grandpa

[guooey]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COXf-rCHC0s/

[wild-aloof-rebel]

siblings || 5x01 & 6x05

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[runby2]

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

[krillbeans]

#violence

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[sixfootfreak]

[edgy-murphy-blog]

i’m here for bisexual boys that have to put up with biphobia from their friends and family

i’m here for asexual boys that are faced with the “boys are hypersexual” stereotype every day

i’m here for gay boys that were abandoned by their friends because they thought that they were going to hit on them

i’m here for trans boys that get asked “where did my little girl go” by their parents

i’m here for pansexual boys who are told that their identities are invalid

I’m here for questioning boys that are terrified of their own feelings because they’ve been taught that being different is bad

i’m just here for the LGBT+ boys okay

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[sixfootfreak]

You ever just wake up angry. Really over to m everything today.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Science was still true even before science was invented.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re a one-in-a-million sort of person, there’s 7000 other people just like you on earth.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Alpha male, beta male and sigma male is the straight male version of astrology

[taricha]

attention all abandoned warehouse employees: do not use the gender neutral bathroom. there are two bloody men in chains clutching each other and sobbing in there. i think one of them did something to his foot and it's a little gross right now

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[barrenwomb]

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

[virguin]

do you live on elm street because you’re a nightmare